Celebaby News: aka "What NOT to name your kid"

[Ana Bannana]

Crutch Camp Palin checking in...makes me wonder if people ever consider what these people have to go through as they mature with such off the wall names.

[Amy Lee]

How about Tang Palin?

[MRD]

And a big howdy do from Chin Trout, beloved spouse of my own first dude, Chalk Revelation (honestly, I can actually that being one of her kid's names - it's got a bit of a back-woods, fundamentalist ring to it), proud cohabitor with my furry little friends, Skunk Grunt, Guzzle Red and Gravel Blood, bereaved of my erstwhile furry little friends, Slap Spear, Trough Gutted and Chevy General.

Ah, I am Chin Trout too. Married to Nixon Hailfire. I can't remember what my daughter's name was or the dogs. I did everyone's and then promptly forgot. Funny thing is that my liberal husband actually liked Nixon (pre-Watergate), so he thinks his Palin name is cool.

I have a friend who's last name is Moon and she keeps getting phone calls and mail in Korean. I sent this to her, told her my name was Chin Trout and she says I now qualify for her Korean calls and mail with that name.
(BTW, neither my friend nor her husband are Korean. Both are blond haired and blue eyed and they have NO idea why they are on the Korean mail list other than their last name is Moon)

[Amy Lee]

I have a friend with that last name as well.

[lanikai]

I work at a place that provides lessons to children, and we have a Xaelean (and you don't want to know what his real last name is, it seems made up) that is pronounced Kalen and it's a boy's name and we have a boy student named Joy and another boy named Real.

I dated a guy whose sister was named Tootsie, and this guy thought his sister was so perfect he was always like "You should do your hair like Tootsie, you should wear a dress like Tootsie" Yea that dating relationship lasted like 2 dates.

[snickertink]

Goalie Sanka Palin - here...off to see what hubbie and rodent's new names are...

[MissNomer]

I'm Mangle Blue Palin.....Mangle?!? My mother had a 'mangle' in the basement when I was a kid and I was afraid of it!
I'm married to Rake Trinket. I know someone who named their kid BRIKE...and it is pronounced Brick. WHY?!?

[Amy Lee]

Brick Palin, that would fit well with them.

[Bonbonlover]

A friend of mine married a nice man, Gregg. Gregg Dick. (yes, she kept her maiden name). Her problem was she couldn't ever get herself to introduce her Father In Law to anyone... His name was Harry... Imagine, Oh Mrs. Smith, I would like you to meet my father in law, Harry Dick. Nope, she would never do it.


Yah you wonder why someone would name their child Harry, but way back then the slang terms were not around... and then when you have had the name for many years, how do you then change???

[onei0091]

A friend of mine married a nice man, Gregg. Gregg Dick. (yes, she kept her maiden name). Her problem was she couldn't ever get herself to introduce her Father In Law to anyone... His name was Harry... Imagine, Oh Mrs. Smith, I would like you to meet my father in law, Harry Dick. Nope, she would never do it.


Yah you wonder why someone would name their child Harry, but way back then the slang terms were not around... and then when you have had the name for many years, how do you then change???

Harry Dick? That is the worst name ever. I always thought Dick Butkus (sp?) had a very unfortunate name. I knew someone named Polly Sheets one time (middle name Ester). Sad.