ERII 'Lil Kim is NOT.
However, "Queen B" IS one of her showbiz monikers. So, after I'd gotten myself up off the floor where I'd collapsed in a howling fit of laughter upon hearing what she'd named her daughter, I DID stop, reflect, and admit that, given just WHOSE kid this IS, the name wasn't really THAT much of a surprise.
See below . . .
What REALLY scares me is that maybe this kid'll grow up and NOT change that name when she reaches a legal age to be able to do so.
Worse yet, she just MIGHT even hook up with Jermaine Jackson's son --- JERMAJESTY! --- somewhere down the road.
Jermajesty (Jermaine Jackson) - Top 10 Wacky Celebrity Baby Names - TIME
(Well, Jermaine was definitely right about ONE thing, at least: It's pretty much guaranteed that nobody'll be able to say his kid's name without laughing!)
But, can you guys just IMAGINE this story:
"BREAKING NEWS! It was announced today that Jermajesty and Royal Reign Jackson became the proud parents of Kingdom Come Jackson."
Wouldn't surprise me in the least.
Kim giving a shout-out to her fans for 8K baby strollers, and such?
Tacky beyond BELIEF.
And her FACE?
Well, when she was on DWTS (partnered with Derek, IIRC), she'd ALREADY done a tango or two with a scalpel. So, she didn't exactly appear as God made her, THEN.
But, from these latest pics, I've got to say that I think it's completely plausible that she might've used whatever loot she got from that appearance for more "improvements" to her mug. 'Cause --- to ME, at least! --- she sure as HELL looks a LOT worse NOW than she did when she appeared on DWTS.
And having champagne tastes and a beer pocketbook would be a GOOOOOD reason for her to give a shout-out to her fans to provide her with pricey and not-so-pricey (?) items from her various baby registries.
Kim has absolutely NO clue of what a big-time pretender to ANY throne that she truly is.
And BTW . . .
The name "Royal Reign" ALMOST kinda makes the name "North West" seem pedestrian and bland in comparison, don't it?