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    I didn't see the interview (you're on opposite White Collar? Sorry, Charlie--I'd rather watch Matt Bomer and Tim DeKay), but I've since heard that he's claiming he has support from Mel Gibson and Sean Penn.

    I'm now trying to picture the three of them hanging out together. It's not a pretty picture.

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    Next up: Charlie joins Twitter http://twitter.com/charliesheen

    Lots of insanity to ensue...

    Already, there's...

    --A Tweet of one of his porn star girlfriends, mostly dressed, holding... wait for it... "Naked" Brand Juice while Charlie holds a Milk Jug while he lears at her breasts

    --lots of insane repetitions of the phrase "WINNING" and "WINNER"

    --a shot trying to "prove" to people he's "winning", because he's wearing Babe Ruth's 1927 World Series Ring (he doesn't say that very clearly but a little detective work shows that's what he must mean)

    --another jokey reference to him being "A Warlock"

    --him holding some picture I could just imagine him obsessively making himself using a glue gun, glitter and some crayons--with him "as Oscar" (as in the Award statue)

    --a cheap shot at Nancy Grace (like pointing out somebody else in horrible will make people feel better about him)

    --and a tweeted reply to some party princess named "Wilma Fingerdoo", who's day he seems to be trying to make since she tweeted worship in his direction.
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    I can't stop clicking.....Live the Sheen Dream (<-----random Charlie Sheen quote generator)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rattus View Post
    Mr. Rattus and I were discussing the show this morning due to an article in the paper about this situation. We decided between ourselves that Charlie's character should leave for some reason to be determined, and Herb (Ryan Stiles) should divorce Judith and move in with Alan (Jon Cryer) at the Malibu house, thereby having both of Judith's ex-husbands living together.
    Forget Stamos, this is what should happen. I had another scenario where Alan burns down yet another house and he & Jake live with his mother, but this works better. In any event, I think people will tune in for the same reason that most people I know watch this show...it's background to Monday night. Laundry, dinner, other business. And really, for the past several seasons, the "funny" has been about Alan being in a fix. At least for me, Charlie has just been window dressing to serve the initial conflict. Just send him off with to tour as his children pleasing persona indefinitely.

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    Quote Originally Posted by prhoshay View Post
    I can't help but wonder why Charlie's ditzy ex-wife doesn't go for sole custody of their boys.
    Because she's not a person who makes sane choices, like marrying Charlie Sheen. Charlie's lifestyle wasn't a big covered up secret.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Critical View Post
    I can't stop clicking.....Live the Sheen Dream (<-----random Charlie Sheen quote generator)
    I'll take that and raise you... with the GENIUS "Charlie Sheen Quotes Song".

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    That was AWESOME! I hate that this psycho is getting so much attention for bad behavior, but I can't help but watch at least a little bit of the circus.
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    "Worrying does not take away tomorrow's troubles, it takes away today's peace".

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    "Worrying does not take away tomorrow's troubles, it takes away today's peace".

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    Poor Serena. Now, she gets to spend the next 6 months on an anti-coagulant and getting frequent bloodwork.
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