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    Quote Originally Posted by Nemeses;2375740;
    Hasselhoff's estranged wife Pamela is on Larry King tonight with her attorney, Debra Opri (lately of the Anna Nicole Smith debacle as Birkhead's attorney). I'm trying hard to listen to the interview here, but it's hard to care enough about the Hasselhoff mess to pay close attention.

    Mostly all I keep hearing her say is "shame on me for having my daughters in my marriage" and "shame on me for staying" and "shame on me for being a woman" in the marriage and on and on. It seems like for the past 15 minutes, she's used the phrase "shame on me" about 10 times as she's being facetiously self-righteous. And of course, Opri jumping in and out to offer her wisdom.

    Oh, there's one note that stood out in the interview. Opri keeps sending out emails to the press and media letting them know when they (Opri and Pamela) would be a Spago's and other places, and let them know they'd answer any questions about the current Hasselhoff situation. And indeed the press shows up and Opri answers their questions. Meanwhile cut to Opri telling Larry King how it isn't Pamela who's using publicity to keep this story in the media, it's David who's doing that.

    Looking around on the net a bit while listening to the King show, it sure looks like Pamela is a real piece of work too. She has a bit of history of using publicity to make statements against him that she can't back up or are proven false. These two are a train wreck.
    I was unimpressed by Pamela and would have to agree with your characterization that she's a 'real piece of work'.
    I also agree with Hasselhoff's statement that both she and her lawyer share a thirst for publicity.
    I had little time for Opri before seeing her last night and even less now.

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    I want to sign a petition to the Governor to make sure Paris GOES to jail for this! Where can I find one?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 2boysmom;2376566;
    I want to sign a petition to the Governor to make sure Paris GOES to jail for this! Where can I find one?
    Here's one... It's busy & slow, but it works.

    LOCK UP PARIS HILTON Petition : [ powered by iPetitions.com ]
    Last edited by BoBoFan; 05-08-2007 at 03:49 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 2boysmom;2376566;
    I want to sign a petition to the Governor to make sure Paris GOES to jail for this! Where can I find one?
    That fact that they feel like they need to go to the Governor for a 45 day sentence is pathetic. Death sentences go to the Governor. Shut up take your punishment Paris. Go away! As many times as you have been caught on film driving you should be thankful it wasn't the full 90 days.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rt1ky;2376969;
    That fact that they feel like they need to go to the Governor for a 45 day sentence is pathetic. Death sentences go to the Governor. Shut up take your punishment Paris. Go away! As many times as you have been caught on film driving you should be thankful it wasn't the full 90 days.
    Maybe she thinks a death sentence to a "normal" person is equivalent to 45 days in prison for herself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by femme fatale;2377997;
    Maybe she thinks a death sentence to a "normal" person is equivalent to 45 days in prison for herself.
    Someone should explain (lie, whatever...) to her that people in prison are "hot", and then maybe she'll shut up and just go!

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    I just want to be there when she's locked up. Do you think she'll walk into the jail and use one of her classic lines? "Hi bitches."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Unklescott;2378048;
    I just want to be there when she's locked up. Do you think she'll walk into the jail and use one of her classic lines? "Hi bitches."
    I don't know, but if she does Twiggy will be broken in two like a pencil.

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    Re: Miscellaneous Celebrity News

    Paris Hilton Is Too Beautiful For Jail, Says Paris Hilton - Hecklerspray: Music, Movies, TV, Celebs, Games and Gossip

    Paris Hilton Is Too Beautiful For Jail, Says Paris Hilton
    May 9th, 2007 at 13:00 by Stuart Heritage

    We've seen the Chained Heat movies, so we know that all-female prisons are full of non-stop lesbian orgies - we also know that police stations are no better thanks to Busty Cops 2 - so a girl as beautiful as Paris Hilton wouldn't stand a chance in there.

    That's more or less what Paris Hilton is trying to claim, anyway. Terrified that her 45-day prison sentence for violating her drink-driving probation will plunge her into a world of daily beatings, violent shower-room cunnilingus and a total absence of anything that's even vaguely hot, Paris Hilton has started up a petition to keep her out of jail, on the basis that she "provides beauty and excitement" to everyone's lives. And there we were thinking that Paris Hilton only provides us with bad music, bad films, bad TV shows and the occasional homemade porno film. And wonky eye jokes, which are kind of exciting, we'll admit.

    When Michelle Rodriguez was thrown in jail last year, she described her experience by saying:

    "I'm a gypsy. I can see beauty in a jail cell."

    But that's because Michelle Rodriguez went to jail for a total of four hours. After violating probation stemming from her drink-driving arrest, though, Paris Hilton has been sentenced to 45 days in jail - that's 270 times longer than Michelle Rodriguez, meaning that Paris Hilton will get to experience 270 times more gypsy-inspired beauty than the dead mannish girl from Lost. Also, Paris Hilton will get to eat 270 times more bad prison slop and 270 times more carefully planned razorblade/ toothbrush shiv attacks in the middle of the night.

    So, understandably, Paris Hilton isn't especially thrilled about going to jail, especially since it means using a grotty toilet to urinate into instead of her usual taxi of choice. And that's why Paris Hilton is doing all she can to get out of jail before she even goes in it. How? Expensive legal advice from a team of the world's most expensive lawyers? Displaying genuine remorse for her crime in order to show the appeals court that she's learnt her lesson? A half-baked MySpace petition? Yeah, that last one. And this is what it says:

    "Paris Whitney Hilton is an American celebrity and socialite. She is an heiress to a share of the Hilton Hotel fortune, as well as to the real estate fortune of her father Richard Hilton. She provides hope for young people all over the U.S. and the world. She provides beauty and excitement to (most of) our otherwise mundane lives… We, the American public who support Paris, are shocked, dismayed and appalled by how Paris has been the person to be used as an example that Drunk Driving is wrong… This petition is to ask Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger to pardon Paris Hilton for her mistake. Please allow her to her return to her career and life."

    And it seems as if all kinds of people do want "her to her return to her career and life," whatever that means. The Paris Hilton jail petition has so far received over 10,000 signatures which, although impressive, probably won't stop Paris Hilton from going to the big house - because if it did then you can guarantee Phil Spector would be on MySpace trying the exact same thing faster than you can buy a lesbian wig.

    But all of this worry is completely unnecessary, because - rather than being too beautiful and exciting for jail - we get the impression that Paris Hilton is going to fit into prison life perfectly. She already knows how to fight both rough-looking blondes and weedy gingers, plus her fellow inmates will have to respect Hilton's previous criminal record.

    It was called Stars Are Blind. That was her criminal record.

    We know. Sorry.

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    "Paris Whitney Hilton is an American celebrity and socialite. She is an heiress to a share of the Hilton Hotel fortune, as well as to the real estate fortune of her father Richard Hilton. She provides hope for young people all over the U.S. and the world. She provides beauty and excitement to (most of) our otherwise mundane lives… We, the American public who support Paris, are shocked, dismayed and appalled by how Paris has been the person to be used as an example that Drunk Driving is wrong… This petition is to ask Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger to pardon Paris Hilton for her mistake. Please allow her to her return to her career and life."
    This girl thinks waaaayyyyy too much of herself. She is like a parasite or fungus. There is no reason she should be famous and as for the beautiful part...I don't know what mirror she is looking in but it's lying to her.

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