Britney Spears Just Won't Go Away - Page 20

Krom · 02-17-2007, 04:28 AM

I practically see the little cuckoo birds flying in a circle around her now bald head.

Is there ANY chance, any chance at ALL that this is all part of some elaborate publicity stunt to revive her career along some new more hard core path? Will she start dressing like a goth and singing dark songs next?

Unless they shaved her head in rehab for some reason and that's why she bugged out? Do they shave heads in rehab?

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xDC3x · 02-17-2007, 05:28 AM

Anyone see the pics of B with her head completely shaved?
You know what? I think she looks alright with it, she kinda pulls it off.

roseskid · 02-17-2007, 05:44 AM

I'm guessing this is the picture you're referring to. I suppose it takes an incredible amount of time drinking all night, dating various losers, and being a questionable part-time parent to two young children, that maybe there just wasn't enough time in the day to be worrying about her hair.

Or perhaps she just wanted to have matching shaved body parts.

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Britney Shaves Her F&*%ing Head!!!
Posted Feb 17th 2007 2:00AM by TMZ Staff
Filed under: Britney Spears

We have now seen it all.

Britney Spears, back from less than 24 hours in a Caribbean rehab facility, showed up at a Sherman Oaks, Calif. tattoo parlor Friday night sporting a new hairdo. KABC in Los Angeles caught her as she got a new tattoo of red lips on her wrist..

Ladies and gentleman, she is now completely bald.

http://www.tmz.com/

Nemeses · 02-17-2007, 06:00 AM

Maybe all those voices in her head just needed some fresh air?

I have no idea why she did that, but she looks ridiculous, and just makes her look like a scary person who lives under the stairs that we don't talk about.

Maybe the past year of running around with her hair uncombed and plastered with cheap K-Mart extensions finally caught up with her and she had to shave everything to start all over again.

Orrrrrrr, maybe her last drunken escapade ended with her passing out in her dog's grooming spa that she talks about so much and the groomer got Brit's messy mane mixed up with poochie's mane? Either way, I'm thinking the dog is high-five'ing the person who's hiding the grooming shears behind her back.

Unklescott · 02-17-2007, 06:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Krom

Do they shave heads in rehab?

Maybe she had head lice, you know caught it from the kids.

ArchieComic Fan · 02-17-2007, 07:30 AM

Do we know if the picture is even real and not photoshopped?

rt1ky · 02-17-2007, 08:42 AM

Britney is screaming our for help. Someone call Sinead O'Connor.

ArchieComic Fan · 02-17-2007, 09:01 AM

Ok, I had a mean thought

Britney got gum in her hair and used peanut butter to try and get it out (pb is supposed to be a remedy for that). Then she found out she used tainted peanut butter from the recall and thought she might have poisoned herself so she cut all her hair off. Hey, it could have happened like that.

Realitychick · 02-17-2007, 09:03 AM

I am completely speechless. I feel for the girl, cause we all have seasons in our lives that we are train wrecks but sadly her's is happening in the public eye. More sadly she has kids and when you are not in a good mental state that trickles down to them. I think shaving her head was an act of rebellion. Maybe this will be her "rock bottom", a cold head.

Broadway · 02-17-2007, 09:13 AM

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Originally Posted by ArchieComic Fan

Do we know if the picture is even real and not photoshopped?

I just found the article over at People, too.... and they actually have a link to the actual video from where that tmz photo was apparently taken.

NewsStationVideo

The girl is a wreck.

02-17-2007, 04:28 AM	#191
Krom Fool... but no pity. Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 18,182	I practically see the little cuckoo birds flying in a circle around her now bald head. Is there ANY chance, any chance at ALL that this is all part of some elaborate publicity stunt to revive her career along some new more hard core path? Will she start dressing like a goth and singing dark songs next? Unless they shaved her head in rehab for some reason and that's why she bugged out? Do they shave heads in rehab? __________________ "Not to denigrate the TV show, but nobody ever died," Cannell said recently. "We drove cars off cliffs and people got out and walked away. We're not going to do that [in the movie]. In this the tone is more dangerous - you can really die. It's very tense and exciting." Stephen J Cannell, on the new A-Team movie being produced

02-17-2007, 06:00 AM	#194
Nemeses Kanai Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: In my own world Posts: 3,835	Maybe all those voices in her head just needed some fresh air? I have no idea why she did that, but she looks ridiculous, and just makes her look like a scary person who lives under the stairs that we don't talk about. Maybe the past year of running around with her hair uncombed and plastered with cheap K-Mart extensions finally caught up with her and she had to shave everything to start all over again. Orrrrrrr, maybe her last drunken escapade ended with her passing out in her dog's grooming spa that she talks about so much and the groomer got Brit's messy mane mixed up with poochie's mane? Either way, I'm thinking the dog is high-five'ing the person who's hiding the grooming shears behind her back. __________________ I live in my own world. But it's ok, they know me there. Kid Nation... a sad day for society when the exploitation of children becomes acceptable entertainment for television viewers. "Online communities, like the Fort, are very snarky and borderline cynical when it comes to celebrities and their shenanigans." -- Leo, FoRT Writer

02-17-2007, 07:30 AM	#196
ArchieComic Fan Wait, what? Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: The Funny Farm Posts: 3,978	Do we know if the picture is even real and not photoshopped? __________________ Have you done your Green deed for the day?

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rt1ky Dreamer Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Trying to free myself from the snarkside. Posts: 3,153	Britney is screaming our for help. Someone call Sinead O'Connor. __________________ Lifetime Guarantee Donate Bibles

02-17-2007, 09:01 AM	#198
ArchieComic Fan Wait, what? Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: The Funny Farm Posts: 3,978	Ok, I had a mean thought Britney got gum in her hair and used peanut butter to try and get it out (pb is supposed to be a remedy for that). Then she found out she used tainted peanut butter from the recall and thought she might have poisoned herself so she cut all her hair off. Hey, it could have happened like that. __________________ Have you done your Green deed for the day?

02-17-2007, 05:28 AM	#192
xDC3x BOW DOWN TO CIRIE! Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 408	Anyone see the pics of B with her head completely shaved? You know what? I think she looks alright with it, she kinda pulls it off.

02-17-2007, 09:03 AM	#199
Realitychick I love carpet Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Charlotte NC Age: 28 Posts: 1,128	I am completely speechless. I feel for the girl, cause we all have seasons in our lives that we are train wrecks but sadly her's is happening in the public eye. More sadly she has kids and when you are not in a good mental state that trickles down to them. I think shaving her head was an act of rebellion. Maybe this will be her "rock bottom", a cold head. __________________ The Buffalo Bills Will Win A Superbowl Someday!!!