Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes

[LG.]

You know, I'm with the "new post thread checkers" who keep expecting a birth announcement and instead keep finding more and more ways that Tom Cruise can say pretty much anything and I find it creepy these days.

[Lois Lane]

This must be the Scientology way...fly to Germany to promote your movie when your virgin fiancee is about to pop any minute now...

But get this order--knock up your girlfriend, promise to marry her, then say you'll marry her after the birth of the baby AND the release of your movie. If the baby's ugly and the movie's a bomb, do you think the wedding's off?

p.s. I hope the baby looks like Chris Klein.

[kimrs]

p.s. I hope the baby looks like Chris Klein.

Me, too. I love him

[Amy Lee]

I bet her parents are still livid.

[jacobson00]

oh, did she have a bayby? isn't a boy? please god don't make it a boy, one psychopac is enough

[Maveno]

Did anyone catch MAD TV this past weekend? Hmm..I'm pretty sure it was Mad Tv, if not..then Saturday Night Live.
Anywho, it was hysterical!! "Katie" came out on stage (forced by bodyguards who stood behind her the whole time) and just basically talked. As if "she's OK" to calm everyone's fears down.
She would speak and quickly dart her eyes to the side and change what she said to something "glowing" about Tom and/or herself. Soooo funny.

It's really hard to type it all out.. I'll go and see if I can find a transcript of it on the big ole internet.

I want to know... will Tom sue MAD TV now?! IHe's sue happy about ANYONE who so much as talks about the relationship. I can't see him not filing a suit against the show for the really, really hysterical parody of Katie the Prisoner Wife.
Anyone see it?

[waywyrd]

Crap, I missed that, Maveno! I'm sure there's a clip floating around somewhere...like there was of that ridiculous Ashlee Simpson "performance."

[momof2dogs]

Oh, I want to see it too!

[MsFroggy]

Did anyone catch MAD TV this past weekend? Hmm..I'm pretty sure it was Mad Tv, if not..then Saturday Night Live.
Anywho, it was hysterical!! "Katie" came out on stage (forced by bodyguards who stood behind her the whole time) and just basically talked. As if "she's OK" to calm everyone's fears down.
She would speak and quickly dart her eyes to the side and change what she said to something "glowing" about Tom and/or herself. Soooo funny.

It's really hard to type it all out.. I'll go and see if I can find a transcript of it on the big ole internet.

I want to know... will Tom sue MAD TV now?! IHe's sue happy about ANYONE who so much as talks about the relationship. I can't see him not filing a suit against the show for the really, really hysterical parody of Katie the Prisoner Wife.
Anyone see it?

Please tell me it's on Youtube!

[FireStorm]

I don't see Tom & Katie ever getting married. She'll have the kid (whoever the real father is, who knows), they'll be together for a while, they'll split, and Tom will end up getting the kid. They're the new & improved version of Michael Jackson & Debbie Rowe.