Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes

[Mrs Cwebb]

I wouldn't be surprised if this is Tom's attempt to elevate himself in the Scientology rankings. He's behind Travolta and he probably wants to demonstrate how he can successfully convert an innocent Catholic girl into a Scientologist and produce future generations of them.

Gross, just writing that makes me sick!

[WomynLee]

Maybe this expains it all.

Blind items are every gossip column's favorite way to report a rumor without getting in trouble should the rumor prove to be false. They leave the reader guessing over who the subject involved in such a tawdry situation could be. But sometimes blind items aren't so blind and the subjects are so thinly veiled that only someone who's been living under a rock would be unable to guess them. Case in point, today's Holy Moly. The british gossip newsletter ran this juicy tidbit: "Which not-gay actor and his not-a-beard fiancee may not have told the complete story about a recent pregnancy announcement? The not-a-beard actress supposedly got knocked up by someone she met in the UK doing promo not long after meeting her not-gay husband-to-be." I wonder who they could be referring to. (By Kate Lanahan)

http://thebosh.com/archives/2005/10/not_so_blind_it.php

[Marleybone]

Hmmm... so maybe the innocent Catholic girl is not so innocent?

[giz]

I've always wondered why these rumours about him being gay exist? I find him really unattractive, but the last time I checked that doesn't make him gay. Why would a gorgeous woman like Nicole Kidman stay married to a gay man for 10 years? Oh well, I maintained that Charles and Diana were happily married too, so what do I know?

[Amy Lee]

Lmao!!!!!!!!!!!! ( as im listening to Jimmy eat World)

"Are you listening? whoa!!!!"

[Tallulahbaby]

Maybe this expains it all.

http://thebosh.com/archives/2005/10/not_so_blind_it.php

I just was going to post that. I have a sneaking suspicion this aint Tom's baby. Im so sick of them and their obnoxious toothy grins...UGH!
I hope Katies dad kicks Tom's a$$!

[canadian_angel]

i've read in various magazines that Katie's entire family is none too pleased with this whole thing. especially her not maintaining the "catholic" family values. her dad supposedly even flew to LA after finding out about this in september and tore tom a new one

[psucashcow]

I just was going to post that. I have a sneaking suspicion this aint Tom's baby. Im so sick of them and their obnoxious toothy grins...UGH!
I hope Katies dad kicks Tom's a$$!

So, just for argument's sake...who is the unnamed co-conspirator?

[Tallulahbaby]

Ive heard it could possibly (gasp) be Chris Kleins baby...Who knows....

[broken_pryncess]

Ive heard it could possibly (gasp) be Chris Kleins baby...Who knows....

...that's what i'm thinking...