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    OMG, just heard the news, they actually let that egomaniac reproduce! ICKKKKKK... poor Katie, she could have done sooooooo much better.

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    Lovely.

    Hmmm, wonder if the kid will be vertically challenged like Tom or be tall like Katie....

    *gasp*, good lord, why am I even thinking about this????
    A Bachelor fan til it dies a slow death and oddly enough, A Rock of Love fan...finest hair extensions from Europe and all. ;-)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Igotalife
    Lovely.

    Hmmm, wonder if the kid will be vertically challenged like Tom or be tall like Katie....

    *gasp*, good lord, why am I even thinking about this????

    And I was thinking it would just be an alien all together.

    When I heard this news yesterday I almost puked, because just a few days ago I was going to suggest them be put on the "please do not reproduce" list. Oh well for that.

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    Now the only question is what odd name TomKat will give their baby.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Leo
    Now the only question is what odd name TomKat will give their baby.
    Maybe they will name them after their "leader" - L. Ron Hubbard

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    WORD to Marybethp! However, Katie won't have postpartum depression because it does not exist, according to Tom who knows everything about psychiatry.

    And I'm also agreeing with the posters who are asking who was in the turkey baster.

    *edited because I do know that there is a difference between psychology and psychiatry.

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    They should name their child after Brooke Shields.

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    I heard on the View today that in Scientology babies are born in total silence no screaming or groaning in pain from the mom! Maybe they will give Katie some vitamins so she isn't in pain!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Miss Understood
    I heard on the View today that in Scientology babies are born in total silence no screaming or groaning in pain from the mom! Maybe they will give Katie some vitamins so she isn't in pain!
    No screaming or groaning during labor? What are they gonna do, muzzle her?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Leo
    Now the only question is what odd name TomKat will give their baby.
    TomKitten.
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