Is ash-ku-ah-lee an actual word? That appears to be Drunk for "actually".
Imagine being a guest and NOT knowing this was for TV? Showing up and seeing Joan Rivers sitting at the registration desk?
Dennis fixates on the word "condiments". He heard "condom mints".
Dennis' superpower seems to be "getting stuff for free". Remember on previous episodes that's what he's offered too. But actual work? I don't see it... And his Kryptonite is obviously two things: free time AND alkeehol. Either leads to the other.