+ Reply to Thread
Results 1 to 3 of 3

Thread: The Apprentice Haikus

  1. #1
    You're not the boss of me ollie's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2003
    Posts
    118

    The Apprentice Haikus

    Haven't posted for a while but am ready for some haikus:

    Women say "Sex sells"
    Wanna buy some lemonade?
    Cleavage still works

  2. #2
    FORT Newbie baraka's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2004
    Posts
    24
    What a great idea! I love it. I don't have many talents in this area, but I'll give it a whirl.

    Troy
    Boise Idaho
    Is not big city New York
    So just be the hat

    Katrina
    Shooter girl sex sells
    Still madder than a wet hen
    Screams Amy! Amy! Amy

    Omarosa
    Plaster falls on me
    I'm a trooper strong and free
    Clinton loves me too

    Tammy
    We were sure duped
    I just tell the truth to you
    Buy me a chateau

    Trump
    It's. The. Very Very Best.
    The. Most. elegant haiku
    Since it's about me.

    Well my well of creativity is dry for now....maybe I'll think of something for the others later.
    Last edited by baraka; 04-04-2004 at 04:18 AM.

  3. #3
    You're not the boss of me ollie's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2003
    Posts
    118
    Omarosa says
    "Tell me what I want to hear."
    Donald says "YOU'RE FIRED."

+ Reply to Thread

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts

SEO by vBSEO 3.6.0 ©2011, Crawlability, Inc.