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    Memorable Apprentice Quotes

    I saw someone had started this in the FORT Survivor posting and I wanted to start it here.

    I've got two favorites off the bat:

    Troy (re: duping Katrina): "Woo. She's madder than a wet hen."

    Nick (re: his mad selling skills): "You don't teach the Pope to pray."

    Others???
    Shaken, not stirred.

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    I like "up to the suite, down to the street". Surprised someone hasn't made a song out of that.

    Troy: "We're lookin' up the azz of a dead dog with fleas."

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    Omarosa: Trump kicked me off because I am a threat

    oohhhweee, we all had a hoot with that one.

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    "Life is too short to be a b**ch"

    - Ereka Vetrini

    Note: I wonder if she pondered on that quote when she got fired.

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    Bill "winner" Rancic on Sam :"You ask Sam what time it is, he tells you how to build a clock.

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    I believe the actual Nick quote was: "Teaching me how to sell is like teaching the pope how to pray!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by SlantNGo
    I believe the actual Nick quote was: "Teaching me how to sell is like teaching the pope how to pray!"
    I think you are right, SlantNGo!

    Also, I like this one:

    Trump to Omarossa "That is the worst compliment ever!"
    Shaken, not stirred.

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    Omarosa: "I'm a big, big connoisseur of waters."

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    Caroline (to Heide): "I have yet to really see anything out of you."

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    Donald Trump: "What's the F-Bomb?"

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