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Originally Posted by Wayner Kevin the Buff and Ivana the Disruptor return to the suite.
Chris says that it’s time to put up or shut up, to sink or swim. Chris, prepare to shut up and sink.
“No task is easy but this is friggin’ ridiculous.” No man with a smiley face on his knee has the right to call anything ridiculous. There’s a rule about this somewhere.
Jen is more concerned with the fact that the other team just got $50,000 in jewelry. Ah, priorities.
Chris decides to let Jen go back to the suite, which means he’ll be bringing Ivana and Kevin into the board room with him for elimination. He let Jen go because she did the least horrible job. There’s a rousing endorsement.
Carolyn, seemingly desperate to end all this inflammatory talk simply suggests “Send them home.”
The Donald immediately asks Chris why he let Jen off the hook. It turns out it’s because two vendors told him that if Jen wasn’t a lawyer that she could sell dresses. Carolyn scoffs at this notion. “You sold two dresses, how good could she be?!” It’s a nice day for a Billy Idol tune. |

Great job as always, Wayner! More gems than all of Graff!