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Thread: Finale Recap: Britney Reveals Long Held Secret: "I'm a Plushie!" Says She

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    I didn't watch a single solitary second of this show because I just assumed it would be awful (sounds like I was right), but I started reading your recaps and they were absolutely hilarious - Great Job Shaz!!!

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    Gettin' Smacked Up with a Pretty Stick

    The size of a plump chicken breast, his diamond encrusted bling bling casts dancing, disco lights all around him, including on the face of Britney's dad, whose sad-puppy face is highlighted by the dots of light that fictitiously land on it.

    According to Kevin, they both wanted to do something a little different, and decided that clubbin', post-wedding, in strange, oddly matching, nearly-bowling-like attire, would be the way to commemorate their love. (I know that when the time comes, bowling attire is so going to commemorate MY love. Oh yes it is.)
    I could quote the whole frigging thing. Awesome job, Shazz. You poor dear, it's okay. It's finally, finally over.
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    Shazz -- Thank you for sparing most of us from actually watching this show! I'm glad it's over for your sake, but please keep us amused on other recaps! You're the BEST!

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    How sad. I never saw the show but, damn, I am gonna miss these recaps.

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    Funniest thing I've read in a long time, brilliant recaps. I was LMAO!

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    fantastic job covering this dreadful show, shazzy. Thanks so much This pretty much sums it up:
    But Britney's dad finally does indeed read the invitation, and in true I’ve-been-screwed-by-Ashton-but-not-in-the-good-Demi-way fashion, his face falls.
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    I hope for your sake that no one is considering a second season of this show. I'm suprised that you can still manage a coherent sentence.
    Loved the recaps, thanks for taking one for the FORT team.

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    Wonderful recap, Shaz...you're a better woman than me. I tried, but couldn't watch this show. Thanks to your fabulouso recaps, though, I didn't have to.
    Quote Originally Posted by Shazzer
    But truth be told, this recap could have been written on the back of a Burger King napkin (don’t think I didn’t think about it), without much lost in the way of informative insight.

    <--Destiny, fulfilled. *bows*
    Below you mention canned laughter...no canned laughter is needed here. That comment prompted me to erupt into spontaneous outrageous laughter!
    *insert your own canned laughter here and a well timed, muted horn “wah wah wahhhhhh”* <---sadly, this could accompany entire recap. *sigh*
    Help me. Please help me.
    I wish I could, Shaz, but at least your torment is over. Thanks for taking one for the team.
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