Shazzer, sweetheart, you owe me a new suit or at least dry-cleaning fees, as I just spit Hot and Sour soup on my pants while reading your recap during lunch at work. Yes, glamorous lunch at my desk, repleat with ruined business attire, thanks to the confidence-inspiring "snort-laugh" that I uttered while reading this!
We end this little sequence with Britney asking Kevin why she can’t let go. Let go of what? Justin? Kevin? The last eggo? I know not, as this show continues to be edited and put together by a crackhead.
I think I injured myself laughing that hot soup into my brain. Maybe that will help me make it through the next episode of this show.
“I think I’ll take a 9 day nap,” - Shazz, after seeing this show.
and oh please, no more polyurethane.
I'm already coated in that stuff, and despite what Brit thinks, I don't find it to be performance-enhancing :teeth
listening to Britney blather while she gets her polyurethane coating, pre-performance
Wow. Poor girl. All the money and fame in the world can't fill the God-shaped vacuum in her soul. I really feel sorry for her.
Haggis is Scottish, not Irish.
Other than that, well done.
You've managed to take crumbs of humor and turn it into a laugh out loud piece of cake.:lol Always a fun read, shazzer!
OMG, Shazzer--last night I caught part of this very episode after the MTV movie awards, and immediately my sympathies went out to you. This show is unspeakably bad. I could tolerate about 8 minutes of "she's scared so I'm scared 'cause she's scared" crap before I had to change the station. That you can infuse this much humor into your 'caps is a testament to your talent. I'm going to see if the Pulitzer committee can add a category for recaps and you can be the first recipient! :up
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