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    Nicole Richie's First Novel (Or... the end of Western Civilization)

    Horrifying but true. The first chapter is posted here:

    http://www.harpercollins.com/global_...60820489&tc=cx

    You can also purchase the book there. If you so choose.
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    Wait, didn't Paris Hilton already write a book? Poor Nicole, always second.

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    Chloe Parker was practically born in a club. It's like she spontaneously generated one night in 1981 during a fourteen-minute remix. (link)


    It seems like it is a thinly veiled novel about her life. Adopted by a superstar family at a young age, betrayed by her best friend, yada, yada. The cover picture is quite bad.
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    Raise your hand if you believe she actually wrote it.....

    *crickets*

    Mmhmm. That's what I thought.

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    Disco granny? Like a little sliver of the sun? Brad Pitt wannabes? Her metaphors are thin and shallow...just like her!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJeterFan
    Raise your hand if you believe she actually wrote it.....

    *crickets*

    Mmhmm. That's what I thought.
    Someone else wrote it for her.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lonelyguy82
    Someone else wrote it for her.
    I don't know which is worse, that she could be that bad of a writer or that she had to hire someone to write the book for her who can't write. How bad must she be if her ghost writer sucks?
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