Book a Minute

I was looking up info on a book that Paulie recommended ( Lucifers Hammer) and came across this website for those who don't quite have time to read the whole Book. A whole group of books are listed.

You have to read the Jurassic Park one :rofl

http://rinkworks.com/bookaminute/sff.shtml

LOL, that website is great! I loved the version on "The Andromeda Strain." Cop out, definitely!

Those are great! Thanks, Eny!

Thanks guys - from the classics page - War & Peace :lol

War and Peace
By Leo Tolstoy
Ultra-Condensed by Kris Samaras

History controls everything we do, so there is no point in observing individual actions. Let's examine the individual actions of over 500 characters at great length.

THE END

Whew that saved a lot of time...

That was so hilarious! I'm reading the Robin Hobb Farseer trilogy and they were right on. Insert frustrated noise because I've already read 90% of the trilogy and I could have just gone there.

I love this site. I always try to in corporate it into my humorous interpretations for speech and debate! My favorite would have to be Animal Farm and The Odyssey. :rofl

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Originally Posted by eny

Thanks guys - from the classics page - War & Peace :lol

War and Peace
By Leo Tolstoy
Ultra-Condensed by Kris Samaras

History controls everything we do, so there is no point in observing individual actions. Let's examine the individual actions of over 500 characters at great length.

THE END

Whew that saved a lot of time...

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:lol That saved A LOT of time. That was probably what Anna said about War and Peace.

I liked


Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
By Roald Dahl

(Charlie gets a TON of Willy Wonka chocolate bars.)


Charlie
Hooray. I'm an instant winner.

Willy Wonka
Hi kids. Four of you will undergo severe physiological distress that in the real world would get me sued, and one will be picked to be the Special One.

(Charlie gets picked.)


THE END

:rofl What a fun little site Eny!

I've always planned on reading Dune, but never gotten around to it.

Quote:

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Frank Herbert
I'm lots smarter than you are. I challenge you to understand even one of my paragraphs!
Reader
Gee, Frank Herbert is smart. I can't even find the plot.




THE END

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:laugh OK, well...Hmmm... :laugh

:rofl Eny, the site is hilarious.

Quote:

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Frank Herbert:
I'm lots smarter than you are. I challenge you to understand even one of my paragraphs!
Reader:
Gee, Frank Herbert is smart. I can't even find the plot.
THE END

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And I had unwittingly started with "God Emperor of Dune" first. The most esoteric of them all. *shudders violently*