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    I'm a little out of tune tash's Avatar
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    Harry Potter
    I thought I was a lowly child; instead, I'm a wizard.

    Hagrid
    Harry, here are some secrets I'm not supposed to tell you.

    Harry Potter
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    Slightly OT, but Eny, did you find Lucifer's Hammer? It is a great book.
    He who laughs last thinks slowest

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    Ok, the collective works of Dean Koontz is quite hilarious, too.
    He who laughs last thinks slowest

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    2001: A Space Odyssey
    By Arthur C. Clarke
    Ultra-Condensed by David J. Parker and Samuel Stoddard


    HAL I'm evil. (kills astronauts)

    Dave Bowman I must shut you down now, HAL.

    HAL Daisy, Daisy...

    Dave Bowman Now I must finish this mission alone.

    (STRANGE THINGS happen, and they MAKE SENSE.)

    Reader Wow. I understand the movie now.

    THE END
    You've gotta hustle if you want to earn a dollar. - Boston Rob

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    They're so cute! brenna's Avatar
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    Oh my goodness! I love the Lord of the Rings Trilogy ones!! Hilarious. Especially the two towers.
    It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time!

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    Oh eny, this is a great find! When I saw the thread title, I thought of "speed dating"

    "Interview with a Vampire" is especially funny.

    I'm a huge fan of CS Lewis, so I especially loved the synopisis for Lion/Witch/Wardrobe:

    Lucy: I've discovered a magical country in the wardrobe.
    Edmund: Liar.
    (Lucy and Edmund go to Narnia. They come back.)

    Lucy: Edmund came with me.
    Edmund: Liar.
    (Lucy, Edmund, Peter, and Susan go through THE WARDROBE, where they meet THE LION and defeat THE WITCH. They get all old and talk funny, then they come back young again. The professor says some CRYPTIC things.)

    THE END

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    One of my favs:

    A Tale of Two Cities
    By Charles Dickens
    Ultra-Condensed by Liz Coppla
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    Doctor released,
    Marquis deceased,
    Darnay acquitted,
    Monarchy submitted,
    Marriage announced,
    Darnay denounced,
    Places are switched,
    Blades are twitched,
    Seamstress cries,
    Carton dies.

    THE END

    ---------------

    This one was pretty good too:

    The Collected Work of Jane Austen
    By Jane Austen
    Ultra-Condensed by Christina Carlson and Peter da Silva

    Female Lead:
    I secretly love Male Lead. He must never know.
    Male Lead:
    I secretly love Female Lead. She must never know.
    (They find out.)

    THE END

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    What a hilarious site. Thanks for sharing. ROFL

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    Goodnight Moon
    By Margaret Wise Brown
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    Rabbit
    'Night.


    If You Give a Mouse a Cookie
    By Laura Joffe Numeroff
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    Don't give anything to anyone.

    Go, Dog, Go!
    By P. D. Eastman
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    Dogs go around in cars and stuff.


    great site!!!! Hilarious

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