- The Dean Martin Show -
Petula Clark: You know they say you can't buy happiness.
Dean Martin: No but you can pour it..
I can only please one person a day, today is not your day and tomorrow doesn't look good either
..Happy Birthday.... to Marie Black..
I've learned that you shouldn't go through life with a catcher's mitt on both hands; you need to be able to throw something back.
Remember: Mentioning Jesus in your speech: small government. Doing what Jesus asked: big government - Stephen Colbert
Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut the b*tch up with cookies. (Unknown)
Happy Birthday Marie Black !
He who laughs last thinks slowest
Maybe we should chug on over to namby pamby land where we can find some self confidence for you, you jackwagon!