I'm heading to the ER to have my stomach put back together from laughing too hard. What an absolutely hilarious recap. You never fail to make your words into vivid, living 3-d images. Sorry about your joblessness. I'm FedEx'ing more pins tonight.
Shazzer--for your next job you really must find something that taps into the talents you have that make you such a great recapper. I'm assuming your last one didn't or you'd never have been let go! You can even use all the praise from this site as "letters of reference". :) To which add mine.
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