Big Brother 9 Cast Revealed!

[Krom]

A bartender named Jen?

Wash, rinse, repeat. No she's not a nanny, but isn't bartender another of those infamous "cover jobs"?

And at least from that photo poor Natalie seems to have horrible taste in hair, clothes and makeup. She looks 48, not 28.

Not sure WHAT to say about James. I mean I know what we are SUPPOSED to say, but it seems so... predictable.

Chelsia seems to be another one who based on these photos looks 15-20 years older than she actually is. What's with the casting?

Adam looks very Neanderthally.

Shiela, 45, actually looks better than many of the much younger girls. Maybe there's something to be said for NOT USING SO DAMN MUCH MAKEUP, like most of these ladies. Shiela's is at least... a bit more subtle.

[Google]

 

[CrossingGuard]

The CBS bios are up!

Here are all the bio pictures. I screencapped the main CBS site.



I read all the bios, and here are a few facts for each the stood out to me.

Alex: His dad died on 9/11, and so he was raised with his brother by his mom only.

Allison: I change my mind, I think she's the prettiest out of everybody. Her bio amused me because it said that she attempted to become a professional gambeler but failed miserably. Usually bios on CBS are optimistic, but they said she failed miserably. Also, she says that girls don't get along with her and that she once juggled two guys at one. Uh oh.

Ryan: He's used to be the center of attention. Uh oh, again.

Sharon: She says she describes herself as "sweet," but she also said she's "over the top."

Parker: He works for TMZ. He's up-in-the-air (he says he can be your best friend or your worst enemy). He enjoys laughing at other people's expense. And he lost 45 pounds! Congrats to him.

Natalie: Jameka alert! Natalie says she's very religious. She also dreams of opening a mermaid art store.

Jacob: Also religious. He's an ex-Marine, and is trying to move on from his past relationship.

James: For the spot where they put the cast member's job occupation, they put "Riding Bicycle around the world." That is the best job occupation I have seen ever. The bio says he's trying to make it half-way across the world only on his bike with no money in his pocket. Was engaged to an older woman. He was the freak in high school.

Chelsia: Okay, her bio picture is actually really pretty. That TV Guide didn't do her justice. German major, and a party girl.

Neil: He's gay. He still plays ding dong ditch with his brother. He's very close with his mother. And he came to California to pursue an acting/modeling career but soon gave it up because he thought the people in that business were phony.

Amanda: She has a cat that thinks that it's a dog instead of a cat. She's close to her mom, and was also close to her dad before he died.

Joshuah: Considers himself a bisexual. He played it straight but changed everything after he slept with his sister's cheerleading coach, which ruined his sister's career.

Jen: She's loyal to her current boyfriend (finally, someone who is dating! Every other person I've read was single). Hasn't missed an episode or season of Big Brother, so she's a true fan.

Adam: Has a degree in fashion design. Says he is "stylish." He's close to his mom.

Sheila: Has a 15 yo son named Mikhail. Lived the high life with Bob Guccione for 10 years. In 1984, she was Penthouse Pet of the Year. Has a temper.

Matt: Extremely close with his mom, and his dad died when he was 9. He competed on Couple's Fear Factor. This is what he says about himself: biggest liar/sweet talker you will ever meet. America will love me.



Okay, it was so uncanny that a lot of them are close to their mom and that their dad died a few years back. Also, James used to have an engagement with an older girl, and Sheila just broke off her relationship. Possible connetion? And only one cast member is in a relationship! All the rest are single.

[BlazinGio07]

A lot of these guys have a serious case of the gay-face. Altough I find Joshua(gay) and Alex (straight?) cute.

[Corine]

I am tivo-ing the early show right now so I can get a feel for them other than still shots. The pic of the Chelsia chick...? She looks way older than 21, I agree! The Joshua guy has a weird super hero comic book looking smile! He looks like he should have that little sparkling eye wink to go along with it!
Looks like it will be good stuff!

[waywyrd]

A Penthouse Pet? This is an interesting crew.

Is it me or does Jacob look like Justin from BB4? Maybe it's the stupid hairstyle.

[GranolaMama]

I didn't watch season 4, but I immediately thought Amanda resembled Janelle, only with brown hair. Was Janelle from Minnesota?

[lildago]

The "bikini barista" is the religious one? This should be good.

[MsFroggy]

Bikini barista! That's like, a serious, like, occupation, like?

Penthouse pet. Bikini barista. Paparazzo. I guess they're aiming for the coffee-drinking-porn-fan-with-a-celebrity-fetish demographic, among others.

[Rockytop Chick]

is Columbus Ohio a big enough city that 2 hamsters both from there is pure coincidence?

[MisterSSS]

We have a Paparazzo? Oh, jeezuz.