Big Brother 7/17 Recap: Ho, Ho, Ho, It’s Christmas Time or a Subtle Jen Joke

[Yardgnome]

Welcome back Big Brother fans. It’s been 2 days since our last episode and just like crack addicts; we can’t seem to get enough of it. Jen is currently nestled up in the HOH room in a shocking competition that has left most of the houseguests and I completely stunned. I knew she could barely function but thinking and writing at the same time is just unheard of. Surely someone is playing a joke on us. Daniele and Dick have been put on the block for eviction and Kail has been in Jen’s ear the whole time trying to orchestrate her moves. On a lighter side, Nick and Daniele’s relationship is blossoming so it might be time to sign up for some live feeds to maybe catch some late night hanky panky. Tonight we have the veto competition followed by the ceremony. Will the nominated parties change? Will Jen still talk nonstop? Will Nick finally get naked and give us what we have all been asking for? So get comfortable on your favorite chair, grab your favorite beverage (ice water for me tonight, super lame) and let’s get this mess started.

The Aftermath of Jenzilla
After the nomination ceremony is over, the news is setting in with everyone about who was put on the block and strong feelings start to come out…in the Diary Room. We are treated to a little montage of everyone ripping on Jen, it’s Jawesom! Some feel she is the negative energy, others feel she is jealous of Daniele, I personally just think she is a bitch. After this is over I feel pretty good, the show has started off on the right foot.

Daniele and Dick have separated and wandering throughout the house. Amber finds Daniele and hugs her and tries to comfort her. She then goes into the diary room and the floodgates open. She is so upset over the turn of events. The amount of crying she is doing would make most think something horrible happened to her family, not because someone she barely knows has been put on the block to be eliminated from a stupid reality show that in turn guarantees her another week in the house and one step closer to the $500,000. I guess she can’t see the big picture.

Dick and Daniel take a few minutes to talk and Dick is said because he wants more time in the house with her. Daniele thinks he needs to go before her. She is truly a kind and loving daughter.

Daniele heads off to the bedroom and climbs into a tiny bed. The weird thing is, she actually looks normal size in it. Nick is on the floor next to the bed and they start to talk about the game. Nick tells her all about the Mrs. Robinson alliance. He tells her he doesn’t trust them, but he does trust her. Trying to get into her pants much? He then starts to get emotional and tells her he has developed feelings for her. She in turn tells him the most shocking news, she is only 20. More shocking would be if she was only 15 but I guess that would be highly inappropriate.

Outside Mike and Zach are talking. Zach thinks Nick is being played and might be leaving the group. It’s almost like they can hear the conversation going on inside right now. Although, I think they would be disappointed in Nick for crying. Really, crying?

Our private player, player for money…
It’s time to find out what America has decided for our own private player. He has to pretend he has a sleepwalking condition and climb in bed with someone. America has voted and the winner is Blake Joe. Eric pretends to sleepwalk to Joe’s bed and kind of sits at Joe’s feet. Joe kind of wakes up and looks down to see what’s going on. Eric cuddles up to his legs and kind of lies down but not really. He gets up and leaves to go back to his room. Joe seems to be awake and looking around. It was a half-hearted effort and fails. The next morning, Joe and Eric are in the showers and Joe asks Eric if he has any sleeping conditions. Eric denies anything and Joe tells him someone climbed into bed with him the night before. All in all, a pretty stupid challenge.

Don’t’ Mess With My Jetrategy
It’s finally time for the veto competition and Jen shows up with the mystery bag so everyone can select a partner. She is up firsts and selects the ball that says “House guest choice,” she selects Mike. Daniele draws Joe and Evel gets Amber. Jen selects Dustin as the host and I am relieved we are not bothered with Jessica’s five year old voice again. Everyone is informed the competition will start in one hour.

While they are getting ready to start Amber has a complete and total breakdown. It is too much pressure for her to compete in the veto because she likes Evel and Daniele. Dustin comforts her through this really tough time. Once again, someone is a little overemotional about a stupid reality show. Get a life is a phrase that comes to mind right now. During her little cry fest Jen comes in and tells her if she takes Dick or Daniele off the block she will put up someone close to her. This upsets Amber even more. It should make her laugh because Jen is a freak and she just got tough talked by her.

Jen leaves her to her crying and finds Joe and gives him the same threat but he calls her on it. She back peddles and no one believes her. Amber goes and tells Dick and Daniele what just happened and Daniele goes out and yells at Jen for her behavior. Joe jumps in and pretty much everyone yells at her and I just laugh and laugh. Jen tries to apologize to Amber for what she did and Dick jumps in and tells her she is not sorry and never thinks of anyone but herself and everyone in the house hates her. I am just utterly speechless, that was completely awesome!

It’s Christmas, Red Suit and All
Everyone is finally allowed to go into the backyard where they are greeted with lots of snow on the ground. The yard is set up like Christmas, who doesn’t like Christmas? I vote Zach, he kind of has that angry face and probably hates it and steals gifts from babies.

The competition is cut-throat Christmas, there are six gifts and one of them holds the veto. The contestants will be competing in a curling competition, you know, the sport that may be the National Sport of Canada. No offense to our friends of the North, just running off at the mouth. 5 rounds will be played and the person who does the worst each round will be eliminated. They will select a gift on their way out. Each round after that, the next person can take their gift or select a new one. The last person standing can steal a gift or take the last unselected one. Did you get that? I barely did.

Round 1 Jen is up first and hurls her rock down the ice and ends up 12 marks from the red line. Joe is next and he is 13, Mike goes and is 1, Dick is forth and he is 2, Daniele is fifth and she is 4 and Amber is last and she is 7. Joe did the worst so he is eliminated. He selects s gift and is the proud owner of a slop pass.

Round 2 starts with Mike and he is 5 from the red line. Dick is 17, Daniele is 1, Amber is 5, and Jen chokes and is 20. Jen is eliminated and she gets a red unitard to wear for the rest of the week. She is really happy about this win. She must have had a bad childhood.

Round 3 Dick is first and he is 1, Daniele is 4, Amber is 6 and Mike is 10. Mike is eliminated and he gets a BB date with the houseguest of his choice. Round 4 starts and Daniele and she lands on the red, Amber is at 6, and Dick gets 12. Dick is eliminated and he wins a nice plasma TV. Now this is more like Christmas.

It’s finally the last round and Daniele goes first and she gets a 5. Amber is up next and you can just see the tears in her eyes, she throws a weak toss and chokes on purpose. Amber is eliminated and the gift she selects is to be chained to someone for 24 hours. 100 bucks says she doesn’t pick Jen and her nonstop talking. Daniele picks the last gift and hidden inside is the veto. For the second week in a row she is the veto winner.

Catsuits and Handcuffs
After the competition is completed, Jen runs upstairs to try on her new red unitard. She comes downstairs with it on and for some reason everyone seems to know she is not wearing underwear underneath. I thank god for no close ups to prove this point. Meanwhile, Amber decides to be chained to Kail because they are both mothers. Ok then. They have to do everything together, including sleep together and go potty together. Amber mentions that last one. I guess I am glad she clarified because I didn’t understand EVERYTHING TOGETHER.

The rest of the house is talking with Jen and trying to get her to nominate different people to take Daniele’s place. The general consensus is Joe. Jen is tired of people telling her Joe and if anyone else does she is not going to nominate him. Very mature.

Amber and Kail go to visit Jen because they do everything together. Mike and Dustin are already up there when they arrive. As soon as they sit down, Jen leaves the room and finds Nick and Daniele. They are in bed together and you can just see the anger in her eyes. She goes back upstairs and announces she will be putting Nick up. Hmmm, jealous much?

Daniele calls everyone to the living room for the veto ceremony. Dick is given a chance to talk about why he wants to stay and he basically tells her to do what she wants. Daniele gives some sappy story which I basically tune out because I am bored. Daniele in an unshocking move removes herself from the block and Joe is put up in her place.

Make sure to tune in Thursday to see if Dick or Joe will be sent packing or a shocking turn of events when Jen is strung up in her room by her catsuit because she won’t shut up.

If you own a red catsuit and hope one day to be wearing it and involved in a chemical spill that gives you super powers send me a PM. I may or may not be able to relate.

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[lildago]

Will Nick finally get naked and give us what we have all been asking for?

Great recap, Gnomie!

[MissThing]

Thanks, Gnomie!

[Kate113]

Great Recap, kept me laughing for such a long time.

[Salty Babe]

a shocking turn of events when Jen is strung up in her room by her catsuit because she won’t shut up.

Oh God,we can only hope!great recap

[carblack88]

I think Jen may actually be 13.

Seriously, does she even think before she speaks?

Does she think at all?

[nog]

You guys are missing the whole point with Jen. If you watch closley you can see that she knows exactly what she is doing. Every so often she shows that she is a player. Like when she throws out Nicks name. Then she looks to see who might be alogned with Nick. She is very irritating but she is playing the game. Time will tell if the other people will throw her out or if she pulls a Dr. Will and runs the game!!

[dagwood]

Originally Posted by Yardgnome

Dick jumps in and tells her she is not sorry and never thinks of anyone but herself and everyone in the house hates her. I am just utterly speechless, that was completely awesome!

The yard is set up like Christmas, who doesn’t like Christmas? I vote Zach, he kind of has that angry face and probably hates it and steals gifts from babies.

Make sure to tune in Thursday to see if Dick or Joe will be sent packing or a shocking turn of events when Jen is strung up in her room by her catsuit because she won’t shut up.

We can only hope for the shocking turn of events. \

Excellent recap, Yardgnome.

[SueEllenMishke]

Thanks for the great recap, Yard!!

[MsFroggy]

I knew she could barely function but thinking and writing at the same time is just unheard of. Surely someone is playing a joke on us.

Gnometastic recap!