No kidding. He was worried about the world hearing that, like a lot of couples, they have stupid pet names for each other, but he wasn't concerned when Rachel crawled on top of him in a short sequined dress hiked halfway up her thighs and proceeded to play tonsil hockey with him on television?
I'd also like to know what he meant by "trying to get into the medical profession." Does that mean medical school? Or is he trying to get a residency somewhere? It just seemed like a really odd way to put it.