Original caps courtesty of Telcta:
"Now listen heeya missy! I done just got done feedin' the cows and now I want mah beer!"
"Now where did ah drop mah dignity! I know its heyah somewhere!"
(Eric whispers to Jameka, as they both choke with laughter): "I won't tell him he never had any dignity to lose in the first place if you won't..."