July 12, 2012 Premiere
THE SEASON 14 TWISTS
Four house guests from previous seasons will join the selected twelve to play a new game with new rules and a new prize.
One of the new house guests will leave before their bag is unpacked.
The house has been remodeled in a dizzying 80s theme with dizzying 80s colors.
THE SEASON 14 HOUSE GUESTS (come on, you know we love to call them hamsters.)
Invitations are on cards, not keys.
Frank, BB’s biggest fan, has been getting in shape and reading books to get ready.
Danielle is a nurse and an extremely girly southern girl from Alabama.
Shane is a house flipper from VT and thinks the prize money would be a very nice help to his business.
Jodi went from being a single woman to a wife and stepmother to five. She says she is physically ready for the challenges.
Ian, an uber- fan and chemical engineering student at Tulane, thinks he has the smarts to win. He wonders why no key was included in the invitation.
Wil from Louisville thinks his social game will help. He says he may look like your typical Southern Gay, but underneath he’s tough, talented and will kick booty.
JoJo from Staten Island is a girl who just wants to have fun.
Willie, brother of Survivor’s infamous Russell Hantz, gets some advice from him and humps a refrigerator.
Kara, a model from LA, is single and hoping to meet a nice guy…maybe in the BB house.
Joe, a professional chef, promises he can make even slop taste good.
Jenn, from Brooklyn, has rocked out with an all-girl metal band and has the tats and piercings to prove it. She is also a proud Gay Woman.
Ashley is a mobile spray tan technician who hides that she has a top 10 college degree. Her strategy is to fill the house with love and great energy.
The first group to run in and squeal:
Wil, Ashley, Jodi and Frank
The second group:
Ian, Shane, Jenn and Danielle
The third group:
Willie, Joe, Kara and JoJo
THE TOAST AND SOFA INTRODUCTIONS
Jodi asks short, nerdy looking with glasses, Ian if he is old enough to drink. He is.
Danielle has decided to tell them she is a Kindergarten teacher, not a nurse, so as to appear naive.
Joe thinks Wil, with his long straight hair, could be one of the prettiest chicks in the house.
As soon as Willie starts to talk, Ian cocks an eyebrow as if to say…I think I know this dude.
Ashley tells them she is a mobile spray tanner, then dead silence…Are you done?
Ian tells them he is an engineer and if the hot tub breaks, he is the one to fix it.
Ian also develops a quick crush on Kara thinking she might be the cutest girl on the planet earth.
Shane is a carpenter, and yes, we saw in his intro that he rocks a tool belt.
THE COACHES (compete for a $100,000 prize if their player wins the game)
Introduced one by one as they enter the house to screams and hootin’ and hollerin’, they are Dan BB10, who got married and still coaches football; Janelle BB6 and Allstars who has married and given birth; Britney BB12 has married, and Mike (Boogie) half of Chill Town BB2 and Allstars who also has a new baby.
Schmoozing tidbit: Dan cons to Willie being Russell’s brother and soon everyone is whispering about how he might be. Willie is a tad nervous because he doesn’t want that to come out and prejudice everyone against him.
Julie reveals that no one received a key because as of that night there will be only eleven players, not twelve, and one of the coaches will be a man down. They have to earn their key in a competition.
They adjourn to backyard for a school yard pick of teams.
Britney: Shane, Willie, JoJo
Boogie: Frank, Ian, Jenn
Janelle: Wil, Ashley, Joe
Dan: Kara, Danielle, Jodi
Slumber Party. The coaches do not compete. The arena is set up with three beds that twist, turn and seesaw. The objective is to cross the beds, retrieve a large teddy bear, cross the beds back to the start and place the bear in a cubby with their name. The first team to bring back all three bears then cross again to ring the bell wins the game. The coach of the winning team chooses who will be the first HOH. The coach of the losing team chooses one player to exit the house.
Britney’s Team wins and she chooses Willie as the first HOH.
Dan’s Team loses and, after deliberations, he chooses to say good-bye to Jodi.
Ian: I’ve been watching this show for a dang long time and I have never seen anything as close to cruel. If that’s only the first night, we’ve got a whole summer of things in store for us.
Willie: This game is mine, now.
Julie: Get ready for a summer where everybody can EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED.