[QUOTE=spinozasright;2548299;]Oh, but I expect every boy she has ever dated is painfully aware of the snakes in her head. She's such a cute, shiny, little package - FILLED WITH DEMONS!! I feel especially sorry for her present (ex?)boyfriend. I don't remember his name, because I don't think she ever mentioned it after about the first week, him being the love of her life and all. She played him for a complete fool for the entire world to see. Even as he was professing to the cameras what soul mates they are and that he has complete confidence in her to do the right thing, the thing she was doing was dry humping Nick. I think it was George Carlin that compared girls like her to tomatoes. On the outside they are all smooth and shiny, but inside it's just a seedy, gelatinous chaos.Originally Posted by snoopy;2548123;
I think you are right in the notion that Dani is smarter than Jen. Jen hasn't had to develop anything other than a fine body, so no need for a brain. Dani has had a steeper grade to climb, so she has had to learn to live a bit by her wits. Dani is much more capable of accurate dead reckoning navigation from one opportunity to the next under her own steam, whereas Jen can afford to be more like a box jellyfish and drift along with the current as she waits for the next opportunity to brush against one of her tentacles, where she can drain the life (& cash) out of it at her leisure.
Phew! I've been looking for a reason to say "gelatinous" all day. Glad I got that out off the way.
I'm also running out of mixed metaphors, so everyone please chip in.