1st cap courtesy of DreamTeam, 2nd cap courtesy of Snapit:
"Yes, it's positions #92 and #93 in the Kama Sutra!"
Original cap courtesy of Jewelsy:
"Hi, I'm Evel Dick Donato, from TV's Big Brother 8! You may think you know everything about me from TV, but you don't! I have a secret. And I'm here to talk to you about it--the number #1 problem among ex-rock-groupies. Our secret shame. And you may have this problem too! That's right. Dry skin! Well, Vaseline Intensive Care is here to help..."
Original cap courtesy of suncat7's recap (I haven't seen this pic elsewhere):
"I swear to you... normally its this big! I was in cold water, okay!!!"