Hello everyone. To start things off I have to be honest, Big Brother in the winter is weirding me out a little bit. I really like to dedicate my reality TV time to American Idol in the winter months, so this is just too much competition all at once. Lildago, is off practicing her dancing moves this week so Iím filling in for her. Tonight we are in for the Veto competition and probably lots of fighting and even more hooking up. So, letís all sit back, relax, and watch the VD spread faster than it does in a common whore house.
Angering Sideshow Bob
To kick things off we get a long recap of what happened on Sunday night, Iím happy since I didnít watch. Jen and Parker and Ryan and Allison have been nominated and that makes me sad, Parker has some awesome, big hair and should be given permanent immunity for that. Everyone feels this is a great decision because Jen and Ryan are in a relationship and should be eliminated. In the whole scheme of things, does it really matter if you have a little alliance in the house?
Parker is raging mad that he is in this situation. Hopefully he devises some evil plan and attempts to kill Bart Simpson. Wait, wrong show, the hair is throwing me off. Ryan talks to Allison and tells her he feels bad about the whole situation. Jen is going to look out for herself so I guess money is more important than love to her.
Joshua is informed that Neil, his partner, is leaving and he gets to pick a new partner. He chooses Sharon, and everyone in the house seems pretty excited. Iím confused and donít know who any of these people are. The houseguests catch Sharon up on all that has been happening in the house. She is shocked that Jen and Ryan are dating. She feels betrayed because she told Jen that she knew someone in the house and Jen never admitted the same.
Amanda and Alex are having faux relationship problems. She wants her back rubbed and he refuses. Parker jumps all over that and gets busy. This show is quickly becoming something that should be shown after midnight on Cinemax. I really canít believe he is falling for Amanda. She is talking in a baby voice that is just grating on my last nerve. Alex comes in during the massage session and he gets really upset over the situation. I guess because when you are paired up with someone that means you are really dating.
Some People Have Needs
Jen and Ryan are trying to make the most of their time together and are groping on each other all over the couches. They are basically grossing out all the houseguests and viewers. They arenít making their situation better and basically seem to be alienating themselves from the rest of the house.
Groping turns to a whole heck of a lot more when Jen disappears into the bathroom and Ryan follows. Parker comes into the bathroom and hears the sounds of tender bathroom love. He stays and listens, like any good person would, and asks them when the bathroom will be available. I just want to bleach my eyes at this moment. Anyone who has the live feeds, I feel for you.
Allison and Sheila are discussing their ďlife partnerĒ status. They plan to keep up this little charade until the endÖor until people find out they are lying and they get booted. Meanwhile, Chelsia is talking with James and decides she has to tell him about the other twist in the game. She tells him about Shelia and Allison being lesbians. He is excited to have this news and goes in search of other clues about people.
All Hell Breaks Loose
While James is hanging in the kitchen, he sees a little puzzle with four parts and is convinced that there are four couples in the house. He tries to figure it out and I become concerned he is going to hurt himself. He spreads this news to others and everyone is in grave danger of seriously hurting themselves with the little thinking they are exerting on themselves.
Alex is still mad at Amanda and is stomping around the house being very passive aggressive. Alex seems to think that Amanda and Parker knew each other from before. Amanda confronts him about it and keeps going on about putting her hand on the bible. Alex tells Amanda that James told her this. Amanda goes to talk to Parker about it. Parker is shocked and they both go to talk to Alex. Parker tells him that he has a crush on Amanda and I question his sanity.
Parker storms out to the backyard and declares that Amanda and him donít know each other. They yell at James, a yelling match ensues; Iím disturbed by Jamesís creepy appearance. Everyone yells, Alex comes back, and Amanda canít believe that her soul mate is treating her this way. Once again, just because a little test says you belong together doesnít make that person your soul mate.
Alex and Amanda sit down for a little talk. Alex feels betrayed because he likes Amanda and feels she spends all her time with Parker and not him. Plus, they donít cuddle anymore and she walks around like a slut. Those are his words; mine would not be far off. Alex becomes all possessive and yells at her about what she is wearing and dressing all slutty. Can we all repeat together: CONTROL ISSUES!
You Spin Me Right Round Baby, Like a Record Baby
Itís time to pick teams for the veto, usually the least anti-climatic event. Alex and Amanda pick a chip out of the bag and Natalie and Matt will be joining the HOH team and the two nominated teams in the veto competition. I donít even know who these people are. They seem pretty excited so I am as well. Joshua is going to be the host and once again, I donít know who that is.
Matt and Parker talk, and Matt tells him he will use the veto on him if he wins. He secretly tells us that is a lie. Iím not surprised. Everyone gathers in the backyard for the big event. There is a big spinning wheel. One member of the team will be strapped on and the other person will spin the wheel. The team that reaches 300 spins first wins. I wonder what happens when someone pukes.
The spinning starts and it makes me sick just thinking about being on that wheel. These women are being champs during the competition. Allisonís finger slips off the panic button and she and Ryan are out of the competition. Amandaís finger ďaccidentlyĒ slips off the button. She admits it was on purpose to the camera and Alex is pissed. Matt and Natalie win the competition and the power of veto.
Kissing Butt to Save Some Ass
Parker and Matt lay around talking. Parker tries to kiss up to Matt and get that Veto save from him. Matt listens and tells him that he has to talk with Natalie before he can confirm that he will save him. Parker is convinced that Matt will save him. I see a big disappointment in his future.
Alex and Amanda have a late night talk and Alex tells Amanda that heís not really into her right now. She gets mad, leaves the room and talks to one of the girls about it. She tells her that he started the whole Parker knowing her rumor and she is pissed. Parker comes out of nowhere and they talk. Alex doesnít want her to be physical with anyone else in the house if they are not going to be physical. Alex really has some serious control issues to work on.
Itís veto ceremony time. Natalie and Matt look at all the pictures and try to determine what they are going to do. Matt doesnít really want to save Parker and Jen because he doesnít want to save Jen. They call everyone in for the meeting. Each couple makes their argument for why they should stay. Neither teamís speech is very compelling so I wonít even repeat it.
Matt and Natalie decided to not use the veto. Iím not shocked but the teams seem slightly shocked over this. The meeting is adjourned and I can finally get back to my regularly scheduled life.
Make sure to tune in Wednesday night to see who will be leaving the BB house.
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