Welcome back hamster fans. We are well into this season of Big Brother and no one is likable. This is one boring lot of hamsters, they are like the pile at the pet store that lie in corner and do nothing, even when poked with a stick. Sunday night, Kail and Jen were nominated again and I feel like I am watching a never ending marathon of the Kail and Jen show. Obviously this isnít working so itís time to try something new. Tonight we have the veto competition and ceremony and hopefully something will happen. So wake up from your nap, and prop your eyelids open and letís get ready to be bored to death with this mediocre crop of losers.
Is this show over yet?
As we join the gang, the nominations ceremony is just getting over and Dick is expressing his happiness in Kail and Jen being nominated. I wonder if Big Brother has a censor on hand just to be used on Dick because that has got to be a full time job. Kail and Jen both think they are safe this week and I guess I would too after the past couple of weeks in the house. Jen hangs out and has a good overall demeanor about the situation even when Dick yells at her tells her that no one likes her. I wish I could yell at Dick and tell him that no one likes him. He is old, played, and frankly, just because you are loud does not mean you are right!
Meanwhile, Eric knows of the plan to be backdoored but he is not worried about it. He believes he has the votes to stay and that Daniele and Dick will be in for a big surprise. Jessica gives all the details to Dustin and Amber and they all think that Dick and Daniele are crazy and that Eric is staying. Dustin thinks the game is officially on. I guess he was asleep the past couple of weeks or suffering from a recurrence of gonorrhea that was so severe it gave him amnesia. We will never know.
Eric in a state of paranoia goes to Jameka and wants to make sure that he is safe. She does not know about him being backdoored and must first discuss this with the smartest person she knows, AmberÖthe dumbest person I know. They donít understand why Dick and Daniele are doing this and probably surprised the lord did not send them a memo with this plan detailed out on it.
Up in the HOH room, Uncle Creepy (Zach) is talking with Daniele and trying to get in
her pantsgood graces. He tells her to that he will do what she wants with the veto if he wins it. They form a bond and she will probably be sleeping in his bed within a week mourning her boyfriend and Nick while ďsnugglingĒ with him under the covers. I hate these people!
For $100 would you jump off a cliff?
Time to pick the veto competitors for the veto competition. Daniele draws first and she gets Zach, Jen gets Dustin, and Kail gets Jameka. Daniele selects Amber as the host. Probably out of fear that she would cry if she didnít. This week we donít get the tough talking and we head right into the competition.
Everyone heads to the backyard where a little pond has been set up with numbers all over it. If they expect these hamsters to count, this could be a really long night. The competitors take their places at their stand for the competition. All along, Eric is panicking because he so wanted to participate in this to protect himself.
Amber starts reading the rules and I am super annoyed already. I feel like she sounds so fake, like a bad actress reading these cards. It probably took about 10 takes to get her to read a full sentence and this was the best they could get. The competition is called, Numbers Donít Lie. They will be show different tasks and the person who bids the highest will have to complete the task and the person bidding the lowest will be eliminated.
The first task is, Show Me the Bunny, each person will have to wear a full on bunny costume for 5 days. They have to write down how many hours they would be willing to wear the costumes. Dustin is low man out and Kail, Jen, Daniele, and Zach are going to be joining the ranks of furries. The second task is, Dump the Funk, each person has to dump the funk over themselves every hour for the next day. Bids are presented and Zach, Kail, Jen, Jameka, and Daniele are all going to be covered in funk.
The third item is $10,000 cash. This is a temptation to the guests; if they write down any number they get it but are eliminated. They all write 0 and the game continues on. The fourth task is, Sloppy Summer, this will put certain houseguests on slop for up to 30 days. Answers are revealed and Jen and Kail are on slop for 30 days and Zach is eliminated.
The fifth task is, Power Shortage, this makes the contestants give up the opportunity to compete for HOH for the next 5 weeks. The bids are revealed and Jameka and Kail are out for 5 weeks and Daniele is eliminated. The sixth and final task, Money Walks, each person needs to write down how much they are willing to give up of the final prize money. Numbers are revealed and Jen is giving up $250,000 and she wins the golden power of veto.
The competition is finally over and Amberís voice has just grated my nerves beyond belief. She is so irritating, hopefully she gets put on the block. This competition was kind of fun, anything that makes the hamsters do ridiculous things makes me happy. Hopefully next week they record Ambers whinny voice and make the hamsters listen to it for a full 24 hours as a form of cruel torture.
Why No Hamster Suits?
The bunny winners suit up and look absolutely adorableÖor not. Jameka has a complete breakdown about giving up the chance to compete in 5 HOH competitions. Amber tries to console her and the whole situation turns to god. His name is screamed with lots of prayers and apologies from Jameka for making sacrifices for him. Lovely organ music is playing in the background and BB might have to dish out some money and perform an exorcism on Jameka with the way she is carrying on. She seriously starts to flip and if I was god, I would be embarrassed by her behavior towards me and strike her down with some lightening.
Daniele and Jen take off in their bunny costumes to talk in the HOH room. Jen tells her that she is taking herself off the block and she is going to vote to keep Kail. They become fast BFFís and itís a cute little furry moment between the two of them. I want to just barf at the fakeness.
Dick finds Jen next and wants to call a truce with her as well. Maybe he is going to try and get some because he has a weird fetish for people in bunny costumes. Maybe Zach should make sure his costume is secured tightly in the back. They also become new BFFís and I barf again, I really hate Dick and Daniele. When do they get to leave?
Jen talks to Jessica who talks to Dustin to tell him that she heard from Jen who heard from Dick who heard from Daniele that Eric might like her. She tells Jen to tell Dustin to tell Jameka to tell Amber to tell Eric that she thinks he is acting weird. This whole show is like 5th grade drama. Why canít they ever talk about anything intelligent like politics or porn?
Americaís Player May Get the Final Dumping
Its Americaís choice time and we got to vote on who Eric should make a pact with for the final two. America has voted and itís Jessica. Eric is happy with the choice and I really wish we had selected Dick. He pulls her aside and gives her some talk about being in the final two and she agrees and Eric is closer to some money. He is acting weird and she calls him on it. These two need to hook up already!
Meanwhile, every hour the dumpings are going on, bunny suits are being worn, and Dick is still a raging lunatic. They are all getting tired of it but a part of me keeps laughing. Dick watches one take place and sees Eric in the hot tub and approaches him to yell at him. He asks him why he is a liar and why he tried to get Nick out. Dick yells, Eric quietly talks back and really nothing comes of it. Dick is really pathetic, he is twice most of their ages but acts like he is 10.
Everyone else in the house talks and then confronts Daniele and recommends that she put her dad up. They all think her dad is crazy and needs to go. Daniele tells them that itís her HOH reign and not her fathers. Dustin tells her itís her reign but Dick is controlling it. For once, Dusting says something remotely intelligent. I think I would die of shock if Daniele actually put Dick up although, that would make me respect her a little.
Itís finally POV ceremony time and if you want to know what happened, read my recap from two weeks ago. Basically, Jen takes herself off and Daniele puts Eric up. He is mad, Daniele is happy, and Dick might soil his pants from all the excitement running through his face.
Make sure to tune in Thursday night to see who is evicted from the game or just stare blankly into space for the same amount of excitement.
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