Jen has inspired me!
For this bit of amusement, take a hamster, any hamster, and make a T-shirt slogan for them. Like Jen, it can be a play on their names (although we all know someone else came up with those for Jen), OR if you wish, your slogan can instead be a phrase connected to the hamster, something making fun of something they did, or whatever suits.
If you HAVE to invoke something from the Live Feeds forum (although, face it... its easy enough not to since they give us SO much to work with even on the broadcast show) then make sure you use spoiler tags. Honestly though, its probably just best to avoid those jokes.
I'll start with a few.
Jen: "Be Jentle with me!"
Dick: "Wouldn't you rather be a Dick too?"
Daniele: "Stop telling me to Eat A Sandwich!"
Kail: "M.B.O. = Multi-Business Owner? Nope. It's Multiple Boys Obeying!"
Eric: "I'm a little wooden boy..."
Joint T-shirts for the whole "Mrs. Robinson alliance":
a.) Kail: "Call me Anne!"
b.) Zach: "Call me Dustin!"
c.) Mike: "Call me Dustin!"
d.) Nick: "Call me Dustin!"
not in alliance:
e.) Dustin's shirt: "Why do all you guys have shirts which say 'Call me Dustin'?"
f.) Paul Simon watching on TV at home - shirt saying: "Koo-koo-ka-choo you, @%&#!"