I didn't think any girl was more beautiful than Natalie Portman, except maybe Keira Knightley, but then I saw DREW! Sigh..
You are right, the airbrushed photos are deceptive. I will compare the more accurate, morning Jase (before he has gone through his daily beauty regimen) with his long, lost dad, Boxcar Willie.
...and really, you can just put Scott up with any primate and it will work...
Xantham Gum! You are killing me!
As opposed to Scott... one part of which apparently actually LOOKS like a Slim Jim?Originally Posted by LG.
"You don't rehearse Mr. T, you just turn him loose."
-----Sylvester Stallone, on Mr. T-----
These are too funny. Touque's because they're eerily right on, and Xantham's because they're just plain mean. I love it.
"If there are no dogs in heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went." — Will Rogers
Here's Marvin's brother from another mother....