Hilarious recap paulie, it was much better then the actual show!Marvin tells us in the Diary Room that he’s happy to be Head of Household because that means he won’t be on the block for this week. That kind of ordinary comment annoys me with its stunning lack of insight, but I suspect CBS prompts players to remind everyone of the rules so I’ll cut him some slack. I do have to point out, however, that Marvin has quickly established himself as the master of run-on cliches. “You’re seeing how far a dude can make it in this house,” he says, “by keeping it real (*ding*) and not kissing butt (*ding*)”. That’s two in one sentence! But hang on. He’s just getting warmed up! There are more to come! Oh, and incidentally, the answer is fourteen days. That’s apparently how long a single dose of keeping it real and not kissing butt can keep one dude in the house.
Holly reveals that she is expecting to stick around a little while longer because she has made a promise to herself and to her cats. As we all know, a bond sealed with your pet – especially if it’s a cat – cannot be broken once made. Lori had best watch her step. It’s a stunning disclosure and a fitting end to another tempestuous episode of Big Brother 5.