I hate when the cops throw me in the back of the squad car ....like they didnít hear me call shotgun.
Boy (n) : Noise with dirt on it.
What? What? Snapped out of it with the BB theme song and the vision of a fish tank. Darn! What am I doing here?
Off to take a nap before I fall into the trance again. Later!
The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's too late to stop reading it.
has anyone picked up on how long they're stuck with these natural foods?
Send me home next week! I'm taking food out of your daughter's frikkin mouth ... I'm stealing books and schools from kids in Africa! - Zach
The workout advice with Britney cracked me up because she was so excited to get something awesome. I love how the person stuck with Jessie gets to watch the houseguests have fun while they enxperience their punishment.
"Do not become a mere recorder of facts, but try to penetrate the mystery of their origin." ~Ivan Pavlov~
"Sorry Jessie, looks like I get the last laugh again. I get to enjoy these M&Ms"
Dan standing at the pictures asking himself who is next.
Dan standing inside alone as Joe's hula punishment goes off and says, "I can not lose this game to a man in a hula hoop."