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    Top Things I've Learned From Big Brother

    Saw this on another site and thought it would be fun to see what all my beloved Fort Friends could come up with!

    I've learned that...

    1. 60x60=1200
    2. a Jewish cap is called a Yom Kippur
    3. when 2 HG's of the opposite sex have sex, it's called cuddling
    4. God can bless himself
    5. they make blanket sleepers in adult male sizes
    6. that "bring it on" is a challenge, not just the title of a cheezy movie
    7. I would never want to win HOH because there is no way you could pay me to sleep in THAT bed.
    8. farting is a sport
    9. telling the whole house you are lying is more effective than lying behind everyones back
    10. parents really don't teach their children table manners anymore
    11. flirting with Julie gets you absolutely nowhere
    12. rosemary really does make everything taste better
    13. Andrew will make a killing after this season...he'll be fixing everyones jacked up feet
    14. the skankier you are, the more air time you will get
    I hate when the cops throw me in the back of the squad car ....like they didnít hear me call shotgun.
    Boy (n) : Noise with dirt on it.

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    Re: Top Things I've Learned From Big Brother

    I've learned that...

    1. 60x60=1200
    2. a Jewish cap is called a Yom Kippur
    3. when 2 HG's of the opposite sex have sex, it's called cuddling
    4. God can bless himself
    5. they make blanket sleepers in adult male sizes
    6. that "bring it on" is a challenge, not just the title of a cheezy movie
    7. I would never want to win HOH because there is no way you could pay me to sleep in THAT bed.
    8. farting is a sport
    9. telling the whole house you are lying is more effective than lying behind everyones back
    10. parents really don't teach their children table manners anymore
    11. flirting with Julie gets you absolutely nowhere
    12. rosemary really does make everything taste better
    13. Andrew will make a killing after this season...he'll be fixing everyones jacked up feet
    14. the skankier you are, the more air time you will get
    15. People who you would never like or want to be around in real life, can be hysterically funny to watch on TV.
    "Is this Heaven? No, it's Iowa. --Field of Dreams--"

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    slow-burning carbs and bananas do not help you win Big Brother endurance competitions
    Send me home next week! I'm taking food out of your daughter's frikkin mouth ... I'm stealing books and schools from kids in Africa! - Zach

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    Re: Top Things I've Learned From Big Brother

    Lying, back-stabbing, & blind-siding are kosher but peaches aren't.

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    All comps are rigged for people with small feet.
    It was me. I let the dogs out.

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    Re: Top Things I've Learned From Big Brother

    I can never come between Rachel and her man.
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    hahaha, I love it!
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    Re: Top Things I've Learned From Big Brother

    Quote Originally Posted by scoot13;4029817;
    Lying, back-stabbing, & blind-siding are kosher but peaches aren't.


    I love the responses!
    I hate when the cops throw me in the back of the squad car ....like they didnít hear me call shotgun.
    Boy (n) : Noise with dirt on it.

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    Re: Top Things I've Learned From Big Brother

    I've learned that I've been saying cockroaches and neanderthal completely wrong.
    I hate when the cops throw me in the back of the squad car ....like they didnít hear me call shotgun.
    Boy (n) : Noise with dirt on it.

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    Re: Top Things I've Learned From Big Brother

    I've learned that I am so. Not. Vegas.

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