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    Letters to the House Guests ***possible spoilers***

    Dear Houseguests,

    Just a little pre-show advice. We don't want to hear about anyone disrespecting you. It is a game, dishonesty is part of it so just delete that word from your vocabulary. Likewise, we are tired of the phrase "under the bus" if you must think that way, please create a new phrase. And none of you no matter how cool you think you are will ever be like Dr. Will, so don't even try.

    One other word to the ladies, please please please look at your swimsuits in the mirror before you subject us to them. If it looks like a rubberband, it really REALLY is not all that sexy.

    Thank you
    an avid watcher




    (thought I would post my yearly advice)

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    Re: Letters to the House Guests ***possible spoilers***

    Dear Hamsters,

    Winning HOH does not automatically make you God. It does not automatically give you control over everyone in the house. They don't have to stop thinking, become robots and vote as you so wish. You are NOT a jedi with mind control.....no matter what Howie said. It also, most importantly, does not mean that being HOH this week will keep you safe next week, so be careful how you treat the other hamsters. Your reign of terror could come back and take a big bite out your ass.

    Stay humble.
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    Re: Letters to the House Guests ***possible spoilers***

    So true!

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    Dear Enzo,

    You are not a meow meow. To me that implies cuteness and cuddles neither of which comes to mind when talking about you. Please find a new nickname. How about perv or dirty man?

    Sincerely,

    Not a fan of yours

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    Dear Matt,

    We hereby revoke your membership.

    Sincerely,
    MENSA
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    Re: Letters to the House Guests ***possible spoilers***

    Quote Originally Posted by JavaJo;4003624;
    Dear Matt,

    We hereby revoke your membership.

    Sincerely,
    MENSA

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    Re: Letters to the House Guests ***possible spoilers***

    Dear Rachel,

    Thanks for sharing.

    Love,
    Chlamydia

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    Re: Letters to the House Guests ***possible spoilers***

    Dear Brittany,

    Please do "The Brittany" at least once a day, just for entertainment purposes. Thanks.

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    Re: Letters to the House Guests ***possible spoilers***

    Dear Enzo,

    'The Sopranos' called. They would like their debt collector back. Thanks.

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    Re: Letters to the House Guests ***possible spoilers***

    Dear Ragan,
    Thank you for breaking through any reserve of the other men in the house.
    I think you have charmed them all. Thank you for explaining so much
    about your lifestyle and also for going into your family background.
    The conversation is so much more interesting because of you.
    I hope you stick around for a long time.

    cheers,
    from andee (a straight woman)

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