Boobaliciously bestowed on us by Jewelsy:
"Like... this is gonna be on like... Showtime, right?"
Snapped by Snapit:
Voiceover of man doing impression of Jacques Cousteau from one of those old specials: "And sunning eetself on zee shoreline, zee female Sea Lion hopes to attract zee attencion of zee male."
Also snapped by Snapit!:
(muttering under her breath) "...I spent freaking three hours getting my hair to look THIS good and nobody's looking!!!"
Jubilantly dropped on us by Jewelsy:
No. No. I just can't do it! That last one is TOO obvious! The joke is TOO obvious! I... can't... re-caption something so obvious! Bwaaah! I'm choking on it!