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    Letters to the Houseguests

    Since its always great fun every season...



    Dear Jen,

    We may be made of lycra, but even we can't cover your assets.. when you leave the house and that door hits you where the good lord split ya, all of America will know exactly where that is!

    Signed,

    Your Bikini Bottoms.
    "Irregardless? That's not even a real word. You're affixing the negative prefix 'ir-' to 'regardless', but, as 'regardless' is already negative, it's a logical absurdity!" ~Steve Smith

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    Dear Eric

    You might have been Americas player, but when you get out in the real world, it might be a good idea to not use the F word all the time. Some people just don't really like it.

    Love
    America

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    Dear Nick,

    Alice doesn't like bi guys.

    Love,
    Dick

    (Dick has it out for Nick cause he thinks Nick has it out for Dick...)

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    Re: Letters to the Houseguests

    Jen,

    In JENeral, I think it's disiJENuous to be so full of yourself. Next thing you know, you'll be JENuflecting in the mirror.

    JEN-y of us don't care about you a JENth of how much you care for yourself.

    Your not so JENerous fans,

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    Dear Daniele,

    Please eat me. Please.

    Love,
    A Sandwich
    Wake up and be awesome

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    Dear Eric,

    I have a bar of soap waiting for your mouth when you get home.

    Love,

    Mom
    "Among the blind, the squinter rules." ~ Gerard Didier Erasmus

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    dear carol,

    please go back and READ your bible and get your stories straight before you start telling people what it says. you're embarassing me.

    love, god

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    Dear Jen,

    Eye nowe u cante reade thiz, butte maybee evane u cahn sownd iht owt.

    Love,

    Your missing IQ points.

    "You don't rehearse Mr. T, you just turn him loose."
    -----Sylvester Stallone, on Mr. T-----

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    Dear Mike, Zach and especially Eric,

    I've been there and done that WAY before you and much better. I can be bribed and I will send you some hints if I get a cut of the money.

    On the other hand I will waive my fee if all three of you will leave and I will take your place. After watching you guys this past week you obviously have no idea of how to handle the chicks. I will win this season by getting the money AND all the girls (except Danielle, she has too many sharp edges from her bones sticking out).

    Love,

    Will Kirby

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    Re: Letters to the Houseguests

    Dear Carol,

    I'm a Brit you cow! Not Russian.

    Yours,
    Sacha Baron Cohen
    "Irregardless? That's not even a real word. You're affixing the negative prefix 'ir-' to 'regardless', but, as 'regardless' is already negative, it's a logical absurdity!" ~Steve Smith

    "Once I swore I would die for you, But I never meant it like this."

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