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    Re: Letters to the Houseguests

    Quote Originally Posted by Julian Pyke;2477509;
    Dear Daughter,

    I'm your mother. I just wanted to make sure you knew I was your mother.

    Your Mother,
    Amber
    If you threw a (Mom) after the Amber, it will truly be art.
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    Re: Letters to the Houseguests

    Quote Originally Posted by CanuckChick;2477451;
    this one's my favourite!
    Heehee I couldn't resist, it was on my mind

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    Re: Letters to the Houseguests

    Dear Nick,

    Isn't it time we met?

    Love,
    Blow Dryer

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    Re: Letters to the Houseguests

    Quote Originally Posted by lopevian;2477543;
    Dear Nick,

    Isn't it time we met?

    Love,
    Blow Dryer
    Dear Nick's Hair,

    Good Luck prying it away from her...

    Smugly,
    Jessica's Hair
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    Re: Letters to the Houseguests

    Dear Mike,

    I'm sorry for abandoning you, but sometimes enough is enough. Some time around the thirtieth or fortieth "mother" story I left you, and as long as you insist on hanging around that mother I'm NOT coming back...

    Regards,

    Your Departed Sanity.

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    Darling Daniele,

    You may have thought I was a bad parent, but look how much worse it could have been. Exhibit A, Jen. Exhibit B, Amber's kid.

    I rest my case.

    Your loving Dad,

    Evel.
    Last edited by Krom; 07-16-2007 at 10:03 PM.

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    Re: Letters to the Houseguests

    Dear Evil,

    Amber has a kid?


    Sincerely,
    A man living in a far away cave

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    Re: Letters to the Houseguests

    Dear Evel,

    Does that mean Amber is a mother?

    Signed,
    Non-BB viewer
    "Irregardless? That's not even a real word. You're affixing the negative prefix 'ir-' to 'regardless', but, as 'regardless' is already negative, it's a logical absurdity!" ~Steve Smith

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    Re: Letters to the Houseguests

    Quote Originally Posted by MFWalkoff;2477343;
    Dear Kail,

    I'M OVER HERE! COME AND GET ME!!! CAN'T YOU SEE??? OVER HERE!!!

    Sincerely,
    A Clue
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    Re: Letters to the Houseguests

    But she would never find it.. its hiding with 'personality' and 'free thinking"
    "Irregardless? That's not even a real word. You're affixing the negative prefix 'ir-' to 'regardless', but, as 'regardless' is already negative, it's a logical absurdity!" ~Steve Smith

    "Once I swore I would die for you, But I never meant it like this."

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    Re: Letters to the Houseguests

    Quote Originally Posted by Krom;2477590;
    Darling Daniele,

    You may have thought I was a bad parent, but look how much worse it could have been. Exhibit A, Jen. Exhibit B, Amber's kid.

    I rest my case.

    Your loving Dad,

    Evel.

    It's so funny because of how true it is.

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