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    FORT Fogey
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    Re: Letters to the Houseguests

    Dear Big Brother,

    I am a mother.

    Love,
    Amber

    P.S: God made me a mother.

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    Re: Letters to the Houseguests

    Dear Jen,

    I'm a f***ing unitard for a reason. Don't try to mutilate me to make yourself look better.

    With hate,
    Red Unitard

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    Re: Letters to the Houseguests

    Dearest Mike,

    Did you know that I'm a mother? I just wanted to make sure that you know that I'm a mother. I'm going to leave this note on your pillow after our date tonight so you will remember that I'm a mother.

    Love,

    Amber.
    A Mother.

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    Re: Letters to the Houseguests

    Dear Big brother,

    .......

    love,
    Mike

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    Re: Letters to the Houseguests

    Quote Originally Posted by nicole!;2476550;
    Dear Big brother,

    .......

    love,
    Mike
    OMG! I'm laughing SOOO hard right now!

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    Re: Letters to the Houseguests

    I've never heard the man talk

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    Re: Letters to the Houseguests

    Dear Underling Houseguests,
    I need your help. I must find markers, appliqués, or some other way to write a clever word using JEN on my unitard!
    I'm thinking of "inJENuous".
    I'm the LOL, er, HOH!
    JEN

  8. #28
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    Re: Letters to the Houseguests

    dear mom

    everyone knows that you are a mother. At least you could like tell my name or something if you are going to use me. I just wish you would shut up because all of my friends think you are crazy and they are making fun of me.

    Love
    your little girl

    p.s. daddy says to stop telling everyone he is your best friend.

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    Re: Letters to the Houseguests

    Dear Mike,

    For your date with Amber last night, you have earned your reward in My Kingdom. Just watch your Commandments from this point, and you're in.

    Sincerely,
    God

    p.s. Tell Amber to take Me off her speed dial.
    "Whatever you are, be a good one." – Abraham Lincoln
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    Re: Letters to the Houseguests

    Dear Jen,

    You really shouldn't have cried over me. I actually made you look really good compared to what your face usually looks like.

    Sincerely,
    Your BB photo

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