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    Resident curmudgeon Newfherder's Avatar
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    Every conversation with Howie sounds like heís talking to the phone sex operator in his head. . . . He is breakiní wind like a Noríeaster
    I need to keep Windex and paper towels by my monitor and keyboard when I read these recaps.
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    You are my star, hepcat. You are what keeps me coming back to this site. You can always provide an awesomely hilarious recap. Thank you for compounding each day of Big Brother into pill form for easy consumption.
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    Too funny, hepcat! Your recap just made my day.
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    Anyone that can report on Howie and still function is awesome
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    Quote Originally Posted by hepcat
    I think we could all use a televised episode to help us put these characters in perspective. At this point, I would actually welcome a nicely edited storyline wrapped up neatly in pretty paper with a big bow on top.
    I couldn't agree more. It's on in a minute.

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    Milk in MY cocapuffs? r0guish's Avatar
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    Haha love the recap hepcat!
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    Huh? I think I just got stupider...
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    excellent and funny recap
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    jeez--I can't believe all this juicy stuff happened and practically none of it made it into the show!

    Noam Chomsky should reading this.

    thanks for the inside scoop, Hep!

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    Great recap! I couldn't stop laughing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hepcat
    What do you call a guy who spends the day talking about his rampant lust for just about anyone or anything around him? Many would say, ďHepcat, thatís a horndog.Ē And they would be right.

    Every conversation with Howie sounds like heís talking to the phone sex operator in his head. And he doesnít need any outside stimulation, trust me.


    Another strike against him is that he slapped his hands on the bathroom door when he arrived to find it ocupado. Get a rope, heís out of control!

    Donít hold your breath, Eric. Unless Michael pulls a knife on someone, discloses that he has an STD, or throws a few chairs around, heís good as gold for Big Brother.
    Great recap, hep

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