Live Feed Recap, 8/27/05: Oh Lord, Won’t You Buy Me a Plasma TV?

[GlitterxGold]

Ivette clenched her teeth and said she does chill and she does have fun. So neener neener neener.

“James does NOT control her, April” - saying her name like she’s sticking her tongue out at her like a grubby third grader on the playground.

I cannot wait until this wench is gone! lol Doesn't she realize how ridiculous she sounds? Great job!

[live4romance]

I don't know how you manage to continue to watch these people, there are times when I can barely make it through the televised show. I am grateful that you do, you almost make them sound interesting. What is really interesting though is your take on things. Thanks for adding a little flavour to this year's bland Big Brother diet.

Amen to this Hepcat. You are awesome!

[Jewelsy]

Excellent job Heppy.

[TvAteMyBrain]

I’m ready to sign up for the Janelle Diet plan, myself. Let’s hear it for the hourglass figure!

Me too! Me too! Shapely and strong is the way to go!

[TechMom]

Great recap, Hepcat. It was good to get my BB fix, having had yesterday off!

[dzzyedge]

You've created a new word.....Janellousy. I can't wait to use it at work.

I LOVE reading these recaps. You really know how to sum everything up..and the humor is fantastic.

[toady]

Maggie does throw April for a loop momentarily when she asks her why God is giving Janelle all the prizes if it’s up to him. April thinks for a moment, then says that God is rewarding bad people in this game.

Oh man that April irks me.

Anyways, awesome recap again Hepcat. Thank-you so much!

[skatanaphas]

Yeah, that's right, April. God stands aside and lets 10s of millions of people
die in various world wars. he permits slavery, abject hunger, tsunamis,
and the like.

But when CBS puts on BB6, does he LOVE to micromanage the winners of
various HOH, POV, and various bonus contests! You cant stop him! He
knows its 'wrong' but he just can't help himself!

Uh, has April's sanctimony finally reached the level of the Twins from BB5?

[jeanief]

Hep, you are a brave, strong, chick who rewards us all with your wit and sarcasm! Thanks!

[anemone]

If I had to pick my favorite part. . . . I'd have to repost the whole thing. Many, many thanks for another great recap