Memorable Quotes from BB6 Houseguests - Page 6

InTheCave · 08-24-2005, 11:11 PM

8/24/05:
Howie (as if there could be any doubt as to who said this): "If this is my last night in the house, I'm jerking it. I don't want to leave the BB house and say I never jerked it!"
R: "Where you gonna do it?"
James: "Not in here!" (GR)
H: "I'll do it in the main bedroom. Under the sheets. In Cappy's old bed. Where's the shrine, is it up there? Grab his picture when you're up there."

somebody give this guy an Emmy already.

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MsFroggy · 08-24-2005, 11:28 PM

Aug 24

Maggot to Ivette: "Eric is a really good soul."

InTheCave · 08-25-2005, 01:08 AM

Maggie: "Is it rude if I put my hands down my pants?"

ick
other Maggie-isms:
"Interesting..."
"I have to go crap." (or any other mention of burping, farting, vomiting, and other ladylike bodily functions)

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Janelle: "It's exhausting me being so buxom."

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Howie about Janelle: "She's the big busom buxom beautiful blonde bombshell of Big Brother."

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Evilette about 500000000 times a day: "(blah blah blah)...yaknowwhatImean...(bla h blah blah)"
also "...youunderstandwhatI'msaying ..."

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juniorZ1 · 08-25-2005, 02:45 AM

Janelle (on Eric) : He was a raging midget.

video · 08-25-2005, 04:01 AM

Sarah on the luxury comp "Sold Out"-

"I went out there and gave my best, plus its nice to beat Maggie at stuff. Thats always fun."

friendthatsits · 08-25-2005, 08:33 AM

Can't think of the exact words but when April had her birthday she said something like 'Kmart likes me'.

And when Maggie had hers and got her birthday present (I think it was a personal PS2 player), someone asked her what she got and she said 'Some electronic thingy' (yeah some expensive electronic thingy!).

ko_vixen · 08-25-2005, 08:53 AM

James:
James, please go to the diary room
Tell us about your origami
Oh, it's just wonderful.. Beau gets a grill after getting the martini bar, and I get colored paper
Which is probably leaking toxic dyes into my skin
So what do you do with this colored paper James?
Well since there's nothing else to do here, I do this
Didn't you do this as a kid?
Yes I did, cuz I was a tool
(he goes back & forth a long time - it's funny stuff)
I'm just sitting here waiting to be picked off by the Nerd Herd
Then again, I'm sitting here doing origami which makes me the biggest nerd of all
And how does that make you feel James?
James said this after winning the origami paper when they all found the quarters 8/24/05He can be a pretty funny guy!!

mischief4911 · 08-25-2005, 09:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kitty

out at pool one day, eric on floating raft....
Eric: "hey James you want the raft?"
James: "no it's ok. I can reach the bottom"

OMG

I laughed outloud when I read that , sorry I missed when James said it originally!!!

I also read one on the live feed thread for 8/24.. Ivette is quizzing Howie and tells him to fill in the blanks..
Ivette: Don't hate the player____________
Howie: Hate the James...
(James by the way thought it was hilarious)

InTheCave · 08-25-2005, 01:29 PM

8/24/05:
Janelle to James in GR on April:
"She basically goes from group to group & complains. She really doesn't make sense. It's like talking in circles to a small child."

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8/24/05:
James holds a mock DR session with himself after earlier winning origami paper from the gumball machine:
James as Big Brother: "James... please go to the diary toom. How do you like your origami paper, James?"
James: "It’s great, Big Brother. Beau gets a grill and a martini bar, and James gets colored paper."
JBB: "Colored paper? It’s magical paper!"
James: "No. It’s contaminated with dyes that are probably slowly giving me f*&king cancer."
JBB: "So what do you do with this colored paper James?"
James: "Well, since there’s no tobacco for April to roll up and smoke it, I make stupid animals. I did it as a little kid because I was a tool... I just sit around and do nothing all day, waiting to be picked off by some evil bastards or some duplicitous f'ing morons known as the nerd herd. Yet here I am playing with origami so what does that make me."
JBB: "How does that make you feel James?"
James: "Well it makes me feel wonderful because I'm still HEE-RE."
JBB: "Do you have any words for people out there?"
James: "F*&k off."
JBB: "Any words for your fans?"
James: "Why yes. Don't smoke. Don't drink and drive. And pay your taxes. Because they will find you."

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ko_vixen · 08-25-2005, 01:37 PM

Evil: There's nothing sexier than a man in uniform
Janelle: But there's nothing more depressing than looking at his paycheque

Ummmm, I thought Evilette is a lesbian!?!?

08-24-2005, 11:28 PM	#52
MsFroggy Peace Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Up here in my tree... Posts: 14,604	Aug 24 Maggot to Ivette: "Eric is a really good soul." __________________ "It ain't that deep."

08-25-2005, 01:08 AM	#53
InTheCave FORTified with 9 vitamins Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Thrown under the bus. Posts: 80	Maggie: "Is it rude if I put my hands down my pants?" ick other Maggie-isms: "Interesting..." "I have to go crap." (or any other mention of burping, farting, vomiting, and other ladylike bodily functions) ----------------------------------------------------------------- Janelle: "It's exhausting me being so buxom." ----------------------------------------------------------------- Howie about Janelle: "She's the big busom buxom beautiful blonde bombshell of Big Brother." ----------------------------------------------------------------- Evilette about 500000000 times a day: "(blah blah blah)...yaknowwhatImean...(bla h blah blah)" also "...youunderstandwhatI'msaying ..." ----------------------------------------------------------------- Last edited by InTheCave; 08-25-2005 at 01:21 AM.

08-24-2005, 11:11 PM	#51
InTheCave FORTified with 9 vitamins Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Thrown under the bus. Posts: 80	8/24/05: Howie (as if there could be any doubt as to who said this): "If this is my last night in the house, I'm jerking it. I don't want to leave the BB house and say I never jerked it!" R: "Where you gonna do it?" James: "Not in here!" (GR) H: "I'll do it in the main bedroom. Under the sheets. In Cappy's old bed. Where's the shrine, is it up there? Grab his picture when you're up there." somebody give this guy an Emmy already.

08-25-2005, 02:45 AM	#54
juniorZ1 FORT Newbie Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 22	Janelle (on Eric) : He was a raging midget.

08-25-2005, 04:01 AM	#55
video . Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 51	Sarah on the luxury comp "Sold Out"- "I went out there and gave my best, plus its nice to beat Maggie at stuff. Thats always fun."

08-25-2005, 08:33 AM	#56
friendthatsits FORT Regular Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 92	Can't think of the exact words but when April had her birthday she said something like 'Kmart likes me'. And when Maggie had hers and got her birthday present (I think it was a personal PS2 player), someone asked her what she got and she said 'Some electronic thingy' (yeah some expensive electronic thingy!).

08-25-2005, 08:53 AM	#57
ko_vixen FORT Fanatic Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: 902 Posts: 433	James: James, please go to the diary room Tell us about your origami Oh, it's just wonderful.. Beau gets a grill after getting the martini bar, and I get colored paper Which is probably leaking toxic dyes into my skin So what do you do with this colored paper James? Well since there's nothing else to do here, I do this Didn't you do this as a kid? Yes I did, cuz I was a tool (he goes back & forth a long time - it's funny stuff) I'm just sitting here waiting to be picked off by the Nerd Herd Then again, I'm sitting here doing origami which makes me the biggest nerd of all And how does that make you feel James? James said this after winning the origami paper when they all found the quarters 8/24/05He can be a pretty funny guy!!

08-25-2005, 01:29 PM	#59
InTheCave FORTified with 9 vitamins Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Thrown under the bus. Posts: 80	8/24/05: Janelle to James in GR on April: "She basically goes from group to group & complains. She really doesn't make sense. It's like talking in circles to a small child." --------------------------------------------------------------- 8/24/05: James holds a mock DR session with himself after earlier winning origami paper from the gumball machine: James as Big Brother: "James... please go to the diary toom. How do you like your origami paper, James?" James: "It’s great, Big Brother. Beau gets a grill and a martini bar, and James gets colored paper." JBB: "Colored paper? It’s magical paper!" James: "No. It’s contaminated with dyes that are probably slowly giving me f&king cancer." JBB: "So what do you do with this colored paper James?" James: "Well, since there’s no tobacco for April to roll up and smoke it, I make stupid animals. I did it as a little kid because I was a tool... I just sit around and do nothing all day, waiting to be picked off by some evil bastards or some duplicitous f'ing morons known as the nerd herd. Yet here I am playing with origami so what does that make me." JBB: "How does that make you feel James?" James: "Well it makes me feel wonderful because I'm still HEE-RE." JBB: "Do you have any words for people out there?" James: "F&k off." JBB: "Any words for your fans?" James: "Why yes. Don't smoke. Don't drink and drive. And pay your taxes. Because they will find you." ---------------------------------------------------------------

08-25-2005, 01:37 PM	#60
ko_vixen FORT Fanatic Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: 902 Posts: 433	Evil: There's nothing sexier than a man in uniform Janelle: But there's nothing more depressing than looking at his paycheque Ummmm, I thought Evilette is a lesbian!?!?