Big Brother Recap 3/25 - Welcome To Club Evel

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Following Matt’s eviction, the house was divided. Nice Natalie was replaced by Naughty Natalia proclaiming she was “D-U-N” with the people in the house. As HoH, Adam contemplates putting Sheila on the block to show everyone they aren’t working together. When he tells Natalie what he’s thinking, she shows she has some small portion of brain matter by pointing out the threat the James/Chelsia duo have become. So, Adam instead nominates James and Chelsia which is really the most strategic move he could make as HoH. Of course, the POV could save either the pink haired kid or his girlfriend from eviction and with Evel Dick returning to host the POV competition, anything is possible. But before I get ahead of myself, I’ll need my wine and Tylenol. You know it’s a Tuesday night requirement and with Evel Dick in the house with this contemptible bunch of houseguests, I’ll need a double dose.

D-U-N not D-U-M

By nominating James and Chelsia, Adam confirmed his alignment with Sheila, Natalie, and Ryan…in James’ eyes anyway. He’s determined now to get off the block and gun for Adam. Chelsia recognizes it was a smart move putting her up against James. Now she’ll be forced to play for herself and not for him. James and Chelsia dance and celebrate their nomination in the storage room. They saw it coming and plan to have fun with it. James is confident one of them will get off the block by winning POV and asks, “Will it be Josh or will it be Sharon?“ to replace one of them. Oh please, please let it be Josh! Josh brags about how slick he is to avoid nomination for a 7th week. As a UT fan, I find it repulsive that he sports Texas gear and comes from my part of God’s country. I’d like to see Bevo hook his haughty ass with those horns. In case there‘s any question, I’m not a card carrying member of the Joshuah fan club.

Natalie runs right up to HoH to kiss Adam’s butt by telling him what a smart move he’s made. She especially likes that he mentioned Mattie in his speech. According to her, James and Chelsia are D-U-N. Sheila gets disgusted by the way James and Chelsia are acting. They’re still dancing and celebrating and mocking everyone in the kitchen. She runs up to HoH with Ryan and Natalie to gossip about them. These two are like a couple of old backbiting church ladies. Adam loves the smoke they’re blowing up his ass though and grins from ear to ear as they continue to praise his most excellent move. He’s not too D-U-M, however. He recognizes that if James wins POV, they’re all screwed.

Chelsia finally admits to Josh that as much as they’re joking around, being nominated truly sucks. Josh is delusional enough to think that maybe he can convince Adam to backdoor Natalie or Sheila. Truth is, Josh is as nervous as a whore in church because he could be going up if James or Chelsia somehow get that POV. Josh informs Chelsia that she will stay and James will go if the nominations stay the same. For her, it still sucks because she doesn’t want to campaign against James. The celebration is over as Chelsia and James pout in the bedroom. James tells Chelsia to go ahead and throw the veto competition so he can win it. His argument is that he’s already been evicted once so it’s only fair. But she doesn’t seem to go for it. She wants to stay in the game.

High Rollin’ Popcorn

Bible thumping Natalie consoles a pessimistic Sheila who is stressing over what will happen if James wins the veto. Natalie isn’t worried about it because God is in control. No way will God let that happen. She’s not even going to consider that possibility because if she thinks it, it will happen. Sheila doesn’t look too convinced of God’s hand in everything. She’s a tad more realistic than Natalie as she points out the importance of this POV. If James wins, he’ll seek vengeance on all of them. Recappers note: Can you see all of the foreshadowing in the editing? The writing is on the wall for this one.

As part of a luxury competition earlier in the week, half the house won a private screening of the new film, 21. Adam gathers everyone in the living room and enters with 4 big buckets of popcorn. Nothing like rubbing it in the faces of the losers. He reminds doofus Ryan of the $21,000 trip to Vegas that he lost in that competition. It resulted in Josh, Sharon, Chelsia, and Sheila winning the movie prize. Adam instructs the four to select a bucket of popcorn and announces that one of them will win the trip that Ryan lost. One of the popcorn buckets contains a golden ticket and the one of them that has the ticket wins the trip. Josh, Sheila, and Chelsia go nuts digging through their buckets and dumping popcorn everywhere. Sharon calmly holds her bucket and watches the mayhem. May as well keep that popcorn for the movie if one of the others has the ticket. Smart thinking on Sharon’s part because the golden ticket is in Chelsia’s bucket. She wins a VIP package for two at Planet Hollywood in Las Vegas where she’ll stay in the high roller’s suite where the 21 was filmed plus $5,000 in chips.

Natalie sulks and eats the popcorn on the floor as the others go up to the HoH room to enjoy their movie. Upstairs, the others find more popcorn, movie candy, and drinks. Movie posters adorn the walls and they watch the movie on a flat screen…with the lights on. What happened to that movie theatre feel they created in season’s past? Perhaps this bunch isn’t to be trusted in the dark. Of course, we’re treated to a sneak peek of the film since this is a shameless plug. So please, go see 21 so their deal with CBS wasn’t all for naught.

Do You Believe In Magic?

Everyone wonders what’s going on when Adam calls them to pick players for POV the night before the competition. Josh is especially nervous because they’re out of the normal routine. Normally, players are chosen the morning of the competition. Adam selects first and pulls Josh’s name from the bag. Chelsia pulls Sheila while James draws “houseguest’s choice.” He chooses Sharon, the only remaining member of his alliance. Ryan is bummed that he and Natalie will sit this one out. The Pink crew got the best draw possible and they’re tickled…well, pink. It definitely works to their advantage this way. The celebration is back in full swing as James dances ridiculously around. Sharon is deep in thought. She realizes that if James or Chelsia wins POV, someone from her alliance goes up in their place…meaning she or Josh.

While all the little hammies are tucked in their beds with visions of POVs dancing in their heads, the biggest Dick in Big Brother history strolls into the house. He grabs his favorite pots and pans from the kitchen commenting that it’s the same ones from last year and bangs them together to wake up the house. Dustin’s wake up call last season was much louder and much funnier. It is hilarious though that Josh seems jumpier than spit on a hot skillet. He flies out of bed with a quickness and looks terrified of Dick. Dick tells them they have ten minutes until POV. Sheila admits she hated Dick during his season but now jumps and hugs all over him. Careful, Sheila. Some things don’t wash off. Natalie is now convinced of her prophetic gift. She knew Dick was coming back because in her theory of 8, Evel Dick has eight letters and she predicted that meant his return to the house. Adam is the last one Dick disturbs and he comes out of the HoH room with his hand in his pants. I don’t even want to know.



The backyard is transformed into Club Evel. Houseguests will have to drink Dick’s nasty concoctions and play rock n’ roll croquet. Last season, Dick ruled this competition so now the game is named for him, his claim to fame of sorts. One by one, Dick will call them into the backyard. Ten drinks are lined up and they must chug as many as they can stomach. For each one they get down, they get one shot in the croquet game. The houseguest that scores the most points in the game wins the POV. If the winner can beat Evel Dick’s score of 33 from last season, he or she will also win a Gibson Les Paul guitar and amp. Very nice, BB. That’s what I call a gift! If the winning houseguest fails to beat ED’s score, he will walk out of the house with the guitar and amp.

Dick’s Special Concoctions

• Ri-DICK-ulous - chili sauce, chipotle sauce, habanero sauce, pico de gallo
• Sweet Child of Lime - sweet pepper, lime juice
• Double D’s Hangover Cure - grapefruit, oyster sauce, sodium bicarbonate(antacid)
• Bloody Richard - Big Brother Blood
• Eggs Bene “DICK” - eggs, black coffee, bacon, hollandaise sauce
• Headbanger’s Brew - lettuce, sausage, root beer
• Dick’s Sucker Punch - fruit punch, beets, catfish
• Dick Jagger - pig lips, custard
• Dick’s Cough Syrup - syrup, wasabi
• Jen And Tonic iced tea, tonic

Sharon comes out first and doesn’t seem to fare well. Josh follows and struts out boasting that everyone says he is the gay version of Dick. Dick corrects him by saying he’s only heard Josh himself say that. Ha! Josh thinks he’s pretty brutal in the house and I pray with Natalie’s fervor that Dick shows him what brutal is all about. Josh doesn’t drink much before quiting like the little bitch that he is. He says he’ll give Dick the guitar but Dick points out it’s half a million dollars that he’s playing for, not just a guitar. Sheila is next. She manages to chug down a handful while Dick encourages her. If she wants to go to The Rainbow with him, she’ll have to be a better drinker than that. Chelsia comes out and no surprise, she’s a double fisted drinker. She downs each shot and burps heartily after each, making Dick proud. Such a lady! Adam seems to be doing well but spits one back up. That’ll cost him. James is last and knowing his ass is on the line, he is very determined. He gags a little on Dick Jagger...there's a crude and tasteless joke in there somewhere...but appears to have gotten them all down. As soon as he reenters the house, he throws up all over the floor.

Dick calls the houseguests back to Club Evel for the results. Joshuah somehow drank five drinks while Sharon and Chelsia both managed six. They play croquet and score 17, 19, and 13 respectively. Dick declares Chelsia’s score pathetic. Sheila drank seven of Dick’s concoctions and scores 23 at croquet. She was doing her best to impress Dick. Looks like Sheila has a crush on the Evel one. Baller is up next since he drank 8 shots. He scores 28 at croquet and Chelsia is secretly happy. She hopes he wins it so the nominations stay the same. This way James would be voted out and she will stay. However, James gets 10 shots at croquet because he drank all 10 of Dick’s disgusting drinks. Natalie predicts he’ll hit nothing but 2’s but her prophetic skills must be out of sync in the presence of his evelness. James scores 29 and wins the veto. Dick picks up his guitar and strolls out with the same arrogance with which he strolled in.

James is feeling pretty lucky over his win. Although everyone wants him gone, he says he has magic wizards keeping him there. Chelsia now realizes that she’s most likely a goner. One mistake she made was bringing James back into the house. The house wanted them split and she had a hand in bringing him back rather than playing her own game. Joshuah is shaking in his shoes that he’ll be nominated in James’ place. Sharon is nervous because she knows she and Josh are the only replacement options for Adam.

There’s No “I” In Team

James and Chelsia meet in the storage room where he hugs her and thanks her for bringing him back. She gave him a second chance and she’s an amazing girl and he loves her. Wait! I thought there were 5 votes to bring him back. Silly me! Josh is still paranoid that he’ll be put up so he needs to do everything he can to make sure Sharon goes up instead of him. He meets with Ryan since they have a secret alliance. Ryan promises him that he’ll be in Adam’s ear about putting up Sharon. Josh tells him to drive it home by pointing out how Sharon on the block assures Chelsia’s eviction. Josh then puts on the puppy dog eyes with Sharon and takes advantage of how loyal she is to him. He gives her such a woe-is-me speech that she believes she is in no danger of eviction if Adam puts her up. Everyone thinks she is a saint so no one will vote her out. I’m not in the house but I’d sure vote her out. She’s not the person you want sitting beside you in the end. However, she’s dedicated to her “team” and goes to offer herself as a pawn to Adam. Joshuah pats himself on the back for his manipulation skills. He thinks he’s that damn good but I’d argue Sharon is just that damn gullible. Adam listens to Sharon’s pitch and seems to be in agreement.



Sharon tells Natalie about her talk with Adam explaining that it’s in the best interest of everyone if she goes on the block. Natalie suspects that Joshuah has a hand in Sharon’s plan because he’s so sneaky. See, some of her brain cells are working after all. Natalie approaches Adam with surprisingly smart strategy. She proposes putting up Joshuah since he has somehow evaded nomination so far. She doesn’t trust him and knows that he will come after them if he wins HoH. Sharon does Josh’s bidding and if they get rid of him, Sharon may defect to their side. Nat explains her plan to Ryan and naturally, he shoots it down. Since he’s in an alliance with Josh, he tells them that making sure Chelsia goes is a better deal. Adam thinks that James will be less pissed if Josh leaves than if Chelsia does. Funny how they’re all scared of the kid with pink hair and magical wizards. But Ryan is working hard for Josh and reminds them of how good Chelsia is in competitions. The only thing they seem to agree on is that this is a tough call.

James plans to remove himself from the block and come back with a vengeance. He’s already been evicted for Chelsia once and doesn’t plan to do it twice. In the POV ceremony, he uses the POV forcing Adam to name a replacement. He vows to go after everyone with a vengeance in the coming weeks. Adam takes Sharon up on her offer since it’s the easiest scenario for him. Joshuah hails himself the winner of Big Brother 9 and declares that he is running the house. He is the master for not only avoiding the block for 7 weeks, but he also convinced Sharon to go up for him. I pretend to knock the smirk from his face.

Who will be evicted on the live show? And who will become the new HoH? Check out MsFroggy’s recap to hear all the entertaining details.

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[MsFroggy]

But before I get ahead of myself, I’ll need my wine and Tylenol. You know it’s a Tuesday night requirement and with Evel Dick in the house with this contemptible bunch of houseguests, I’ll need a double dose.

I swear, this bunch is going to drive us all into rehab!

Excellent recap, lil!!

[mom2]

I'm so disappointed that they didn't let Evel Dick do what he does best ... I know he had a lot to say but they didn't let him say it.

Great recap!

[waywyrd]

Sheila admits she hated Dick during his season but now jumps and hugs all over him. Careful, Sheila. Some things don’t wash off.

Super recap, lil. No way could I have choked down those nasty drinks.

[AshleyPSU]

Thanks for the recap, lil!!

Sheila admits she hated Dick during his season but now jumps and hugs all over him. Careful, Sheila. Some things don’t wash off.