Big Brother 3/23 Recap: I'm Your Backdoor Bitch

**waywyrd** · 03-24-2008, 09:34 PM

Welcome, hamster watchers! I’ll be filling in for your regularly scheduled recapper AshleyPSU, who is off enjoying a break from these sleazy hamsters. Now, usually I skip right over Julie’s unnecessary ten minute recaps at the beginning of each show, but not this one. This one is going down as one of my favorites: tough guy Matt turning into a Boston baked weenie, bawling over being backdoored and coldly pushing his fatal attraction Natalie away from him, leaving the house in a huff as she begged for one last hug. Almost as good as the look on Dustin’s face last year! Sheila and Nat vow sweet revenge in dear departed Mattie’s name, while Adam frets about Ryan coming after him for switching his vote. Good times, good times.

I Am Done With BB9. D-U-N.
It’s day 42 in the loony bin, and Natalie gets all choked up as she watches Matt’s picture go black and white. Nobody else seems particularly upset about his ouster, but they try to comfort the sniffling Natalie anyway. Adam relives his HoH win and it seems that the big Baller really didn’t want to win. He admits that he’d rather stay hovering in the background, not making any decisions and drawing attention to himself: in other words, a floater. Sheila makes some more noise about seeking vengeance, and that Adam would be a “total hero” in her eyes if he ousted the heathens who got Matt evicted. She might even give him a kiss, she says. I’d keep that to yourself, Sheila, I don’t think it’s much of an incentive for ol’ Adam.

Natalie can’t stop gloating over Adam’s win, telling him that “we gotta control this house!” Sheila gets in on the ass kissing, giving him a peck and saying how proud she is of him. Adam grins at getting some female attention, even if it is from those two. Josh comes in next, trying to find some spare buttcheek that hasn’t been smooched, telling him how to enjoy his reign as HoH. Then it’s Ryan’s turn, but he doesn’t seem to hold a grudge over Adam’s vote.

Cue the sad music, as Natalie goes out once again to stare at Matt’s picture. I'm waiting for her to light candles around it and make a shrine. Josh takes notice and thinks that she’ll be a weaker player now, calling her a “lost puppy.” Nat boo-hoos all over the dining room while the others look slightly

uncomfortable. Someone asks if Matt took it hard, and Natalie justifies his pushing her away at the door by saying “he doesn’t like to be consoled when he’s upset.” Yeah, that’s what it was. *sigh* Los Angeles area psychiatrists, take note: you’ll have plenty of work when this season is over.

Natalie dries her tears and sucks it up, giddy at the thought of two of the evildoers going on the block. She is done with the people in the house, D-U-N. Yes, she really spelled it like that. I vote that they give them dictionaries next season along with bibles to read. It could only help. Anyhoo, she plots with Ryan about needing to make sure Adam chooses the right people to put up, since he’s so easily swayed.

Beebeeees!
Yes, Sharon has taken to calling the guinea pigs her “babies.” Or beebees, as she squeals it in a high pitched voice loud enough to make my neighbor’s dog start howling. Josh rolls his eyes at her, disgustedly eating his ice cream while Sharon coos at the critters. He pretends to shoot himself in the Diary Room, complaining that the pigs just want food and don’t have the brain capacity to understand English (neither do some of the humans in the house, I fear). Sharon tells them not to eat their poop, and some smart guy in production puts the piggies on the Diary Room couch, letting them give their “commentary” on how Sharon needs to be put up for eviction. Will and Boogie would be proud.

Time for Adam’s HoH room reveal, and he gets the usual pet and family pictures, a silly portrait of himself in a suit, and a basketful of goodies that includes...baby food?! Yes, baby food. Peach cobbler baby food, to be exact. It’s in the basket, the refrigerator is packed full of it...and Adam looks a bit embarrassed. I’m sure he’d rather show off a fridge full of beer to the guys than little cups of pureed peaches. Natalie wants some, of course, because she thinks that baby food is yummy. Uh huh. Moving along, now.

Nominations are nearing, and people are getting nervous. Sheila’s freaking out, perhaps remembering how she treated Adam in the beginning - Josh is all too happy to stoke the flames and make her even more paranoid. Which isn’t hard to do. Josh tries to make a deal with googly-eyed Adam, promising to have his back for the next few weeks in exchange for not putting him on the block now. “I’m your bitch, but just don’t backdoor me,” Joshie pleads. Adam seems to bite. They go inside to torture Sheila some more, insinuating that she might be put up. She cops some major attitude, ranting at Adam: “Do what you gotta do, babe.”

Gotta Know When to Hold 'Em, Know When To Fold 'Em...
Not that they deserve it, but the hamsters get a luxury competition this week. They compete for a chance to watch the new movie 21, and they clap in delight at the idea of some actual entertainment. The backyard is set up to look like Vegas, and the premise of the comp is this: cards will be flashed on a screen one at a time, each with a houseguest’s face and number on them. The first person to ring in and be able to name the houseguests whose cards add up to 21 wins a chip. Four chips earns the movie, plus passes for three more people.

Ryan nails the first one, getting a chip. James tries next, and blows it. He’s eliminated. Adam gets one right, Sheila gets knocked out, and Josh rings in too early and gets booted too. Natalie, to everyone’s surprise, gets one right without the use of a calculator. Chelsia fumes that the game makes her feel stupid - she never did get one correct. Ryan blows them all out of the water,

winning it all. He chooses James, Natalie, and Adam to go to the movie with him. Sheila is livid that she wasn’t picked.

But first! Ryan has one more chance to play blackjack, this time for a trip to Vegas worth 21 grand. If he loses, he gives up the movie passes and the other four who were not chosen get them instead. Of course, he goes for it. And loses. Ouch. Which makes Sheila happy, along with Josh, Chelsia, and Sharon, who get to escape the nuthouse for two hours and watch a movie.

Crazy Eights
Annnd back to the Natalie show. She’s up in her room, reading the bible, cooking up strange number theories. There are eight pink curtains. Eight rocks. Eight vases. Eight pictures. Eight saying on the wall. Eight working brain cells left in her head. She excitedly tells Sheila about her revelations, which Sheila greets with an “uh...okay?” Off trots Nat to stare at the deer head mounted on the wall inside, crazy psycho music in the background. She nods her head at the stuffed deer, saying “okay.” Methinks the girl has her pigtails pulled too tight.

The hamsters graduate to the smaller dining table, and they all ooh and aww over it. While the others reminisce, Natalie glances around the table with wild eyes: there are eight cups! Eight plates! Eight people left! Then she has another vision, this one of Evel Dick coming back into the house. Eight letters in his name! Actually, he IS coming back this week, but Nat doesn’t know it yet. Talk about some good tv. When she realizes her “vision” came true, she’ll go nuts.

Nomination time, and Adam has plenty of nitwits to pick from. He calls them in for the ceremony, and out come the keys: Natalie, Sharon, Ryan, Josh, and....Sheila. Love how he made her sweat. This leaves James and Chelsia on the block, and Adam gives a surprisingly coherent speech (without captions!) about how James and Chelsia are strong competitors and he wanted to be straight up and not backdoor anyone. They don’t look surprised, really. Natalie - I’m sorry, “Naughty Nasty Natalia,” as she calls herself - gloats in the Diary Room about what happens when people mess with her. Wait, what exactly did she do? Was she HoH? Did she win anything? Silly me, I thought it was Adam’s decision. Adam crows that it was all for his boy Matt, Chelsia and James vow to get Adam back, the usual dramatics.

Who will win veto? Will Evel Dick go on a rampage and throw tea on people? Will they let me? Please? Check out Tuesday’s show, or better yet, gather up those leftover Easter Peeps you have stashed, grab a seat, and just read lildago's most excellent recap instead.

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lildago · 03-25-2008, 10:01 AM

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Los Angeles area psychiatrists, take note: you’ll have plenty of work when this season is over.

They'll make a fortune on this bunch!

Awesome recap, way!

I love the screencap of Nat. Hey, at least she knows how to spell his name.

Bonbonlover · 03-25-2008, 01:25 PM

Waywyrd ... Great recap!!

MsFroggy · 03-25-2008, 04:07 PM

There are 7 letters in waywyrd and Natalie both. I see a connection! I see a connection! Oh, wait, there's no connection... Never mind.

Thanks for a great recap, way!!

AshleyPSU · 03-27-2008, 10:25 PM

Thanks for filling in for me, way!! You rock!

I also feel like I'm D U N with BB9.

You did an awesome job!

03-24-2008, 09:34 PM	#1
waywyrd dazed and confused Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: South Carolina Posts: 9,825	Big Brother 3/23 Recap: I'm Your Backdoor Bitch Welcome, hamster watchers! I’ll be filling in for your regularly scheduled recapper AshleyPSU, who is off enjoying a break from these sleazy hamsters. Now, usually I skip right over Julie’s unnecessary ten minute recaps at the beginning of each show, but not this one. This one is going down as one of my favorites: tough guy Matt turning into a Boston baked weenie, bawling over being backdoored and coldly pushing his fatal attraction Natalie away from him, leaving the house in a huff as she begged for one last hug. Almost as good as the look on Dustin’s face last year! Sheila and Nat vow sweet revenge in dear departed Mattie’s name, while Adam frets about Ryan coming after him for switching his vote. Good times, good times. I Am Done With BB9. D-U-N. It’s day 42 in the loony bin, and Natalie gets all choked up as she watches Matt’s picture go black and white. Nobody else seems particularly upset about his ouster, but they try to comfort the sniffling Natalie anyway. Adam relives his HoH win and it seems that the big Baller really didn’t want to win. He admits that he’d rather stay hovering in the background, not making any decisions and drawing attention to himself: in other words, a floater. Sheila makes some more noise about seeking vengeance, and that Adam would be a “total hero” in her eyes if he ousted the heathens who got Matt evicted. She might even give him a kiss, she says. I’d keep that to yourself, Sheila, I don’t think it’s much of an incentive for ol’ Adam. Natalie can’t stop gloating over Adam’s win, telling him that “we gotta control this house!” Sheila gets in on the ass kissing, giving him a peck and saying how proud she is of him. Adam grins at getting some female attention, even if it is from those two. Josh comes in next, trying to find some spare buttcheek that hasn’t been smooched, telling him how to enjoy his reign as HoH. Then it’s Ryan’s turn, but he doesn’t seem to hold a grudge over Adam’s vote. Cue the sad music, as Natalie goes out once again to stare at Matt’s picture. I'm waiting for her to light candles around it and make a shrine. Josh takes notice and thinks that she’ll be a weaker player now, calling her a “lost puppy.” Nat boo-hoos all over the dining room while the others look slightly uncomfortable. Someone asks if Matt took it hard, and Natalie justifies his pushing her away at the door by saying “he doesn’t like to be consoled when he’s upset.” Yeah, that’s what it was. sigh Los Angeles area psychiatrists, take note: you’ll have plenty of work when this season is over. Natalie dries her tears and sucks it up, giddy at the thought of two of the evildoers going on the block. She is done with the people in the house, D-U-N. Yes, she really spelled it like that. I vote that they give them dictionaries next season along with bibles to read. It could only help. Anyhoo, she plots with Ryan about needing to make sure Adam chooses the right people to put up, since he’s so easily swayed. Beebeeees! Yes, Sharon has taken to calling the guinea pigs her “babies.” Or beebees, as she squeals it in a high pitched voice loud enough to make my neighbor’s dog start howling. Josh rolls his eyes at her, disgustedly eating his ice cream while Sharon coos at the critters. He pretends to shoot himself in the Diary Room, complaining that the pigs just want food and don’t have the brain capacity to understand English (neither do some of the humans in the house, I fear). Sharon tells them not to eat their poop, and some smart guy in production puts the piggies on the Diary Room couch, letting them give their “commentary” on how Sharon needs to be put up for eviction. Will and Boogie would be proud. Time for Adam’s HoH room reveal, and he gets the usual pet and family pictures, a silly portrait of himself in a suit, and a basketful of goodies that includes...baby food?! Yes, baby food. Peach cobbler baby food, to be exact. It’s in the basket, the refrigerator is packed full of it...and Adam looks a bit embarrassed. I’m sure he’d rather show off a fridge full of beer to the guys than little cups of pureed peaches. Natalie wants some, of course, because she thinks that baby food is yummy. Uh huh. Moving along, now. Nominations are nearing, and people are getting nervous. Sheila’s freaking out, perhaps remembering how she treated Adam in the beginning - Josh is all too happy to stoke the flames and make her even more paranoid. Which isn’t hard to do. Josh tries to make a deal with googly-eyed Adam, promising to have his back for the next few weeks in exchange for not putting him on the block now. “I’m your bitch, but just don’t backdoor me,” Joshie pleads. Adam seems to bite. They go inside to torture Sheila some more, insinuating that she might be put up. She cops some major attitude, ranting at Adam: “Do what you gotta do, babe.” Gotta Know When to Hold 'Em, Know When To Fold 'Em... Not that they deserve it, but the hamsters get a luxury competition this week. They compete for a chance to watch the new movie 21, and they clap in delight at the idea of some actual entertainment. The backyard is set up to look like Vegas, and the premise of the comp is this: cards will be flashed on a screen one at a time, each with a houseguest’s face and number on them. The first person to ring in and be able to name the houseguests whose cards add up to 21 wins a chip. Four chips earns the movie, plus passes for three more people. Ryan nails the first one, getting a chip. James tries next, and blows it. He’s eliminated. Adam gets one right, Sheila gets knocked out, and Josh rings in too early and gets booted too. Natalie, to everyone’s surprise, gets one right without the use of a calculator. Chelsia fumes that the game makes her feel stupid - she never did get one correct. Ryan blows them all out of the water, winning it all. He chooses James, Natalie, and Adam to go to the movie with him. Sheila is livid that she wasn’t picked. But first! Ryan has one more chance to play blackjack, this time for a trip to Vegas worth 21 grand. If he loses, he gives up the movie passes and the other four who were not chosen get them instead. Of course, he goes for it. And loses. Ouch. Which makes Sheila happy, along with Josh, Chelsia, and Sharon, who get to escape the nuthouse for two hours and watch a movie. Crazy Eights Annnd back to the Natalie show. She’s up in her room, reading the bible, cooking up strange number theories. There are eight pink curtains. Eight rocks. Eight vases. Eight pictures. Eight saying on the wall. Eight working brain cells left in her head. She excitedly tells Sheila about her revelations, which Sheila greets with an “uh...okay?” Off trots Nat to stare at the deer head mounted on the wall inside, crazy psycho music in the background. She nods her head at the stuffed deer, saying “okay.” Methinks the girl has her pigtails pulled too tight. The hamsters graduate to the smaller dining table, and they all ooh and aww over it. While the others reminisce, Natalie glances around the table with wild eyes: there are eight cups! Eight plates! Eight people left! Then she has another vision, this one of Evel Dick coming back into the house. Eight letters in his name! Actually, he IS coming back this week, but Nat doesn’t know it yet. Talk about some good tv. When she realizes her “vision” came true, she’ll go nuts. Nomination time, and Adam has plenty of nitwits to pick from. He calls them in for the ceremony, and out come the keys: Natalie, Sharon, Ryan, Josh, and....Sheila. Love how he made her sweat. This leaves James and Chelsia on the block, and Adam gives a surprisingly coherent speech (without captions!) about how James and Chelsia are strong competitors and he wanted to be straight up and not backdoor anyone. They don’t look surprised, really. Natalie - I’m sorry, “Naughty Nasty Natalia,” as she calls herself - gloats in the Diary Room about what happens when people mess with her. Wait, what exactly did she do? Was she HoH? Did she win anything? Silly me, I thought it was Adam’s decision. Adam crows that it was all for his boy Matt, Chelsia and James vow to get Adam back, the usual dramatics. Who will win veto? Will Evel Dick go on a rampage and throw tea on people? Will they let me? Please? Check out Tuesday’s show, or better yet, gather up those leftover Easter Peeps you have stashed, grab a seat, and just read lildago's most excellent recap instead. I'm rooting for the guinea pigs. Who's your favorite? PM me right here. __________________ If you won't talk to your cat about catnip, who will?

03-25-2008, 01:25 PM	#3
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03-25-2008, 04:07 PM	#4
MsFroggy peace Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 12,896	Re: Big Brother 3/23 Recap: I'm Your Backdoor Bitch There are 7 letters in waywyrd and Natalie both. I see a connection! I see a connection! Oh, wait, there's no connection... Never mind. Thanks for a great recap, way!! Last edited by MsFroggy; 03-25-2008 at 04:10 PM.

03-27-2008, 10:25 PM	#5
AshleyPSU Rose Bowl Bound Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Central PA Age: 25 Posts: 4,025	Re: Big Brother 3/23 Recap: I'm Your Backdoor Bitch Thanks for filling in for me, way!! You rock! I also feel like I'm D U N with BB9. You did an awesome job! __________________ "...and just like that, I lost my head." - Carrie, SATC We Are... Penn State! Big Ten Champs!