Best lines from the show thus far....

[abachelor]

My 2 favs are:

SAM: "You have a house full of beautiful women and they're inside building a fort! .....and I'm the dumb one!"

JEN: "Will is such a little bitch."

What are favorite lines???

[gracie727]

Now you post this as a topic! There have been a few I've really liked! That's the one thing I really like about this show. Since it's not scripted, the off the cuff comments are really hysterical sometimes.

I think one of my favorite comments had to do (on comic book week) with Sam claiming his power was going to be impregnating women! Another one was the confessional with Dave where he said Jasmine's power was "Death by narcolepsy" or something like that.

You should have posted this topic earlier! LOL! Now I can't remember what was said word for word!

[francis e]

There are so many good ones, and I'm sure I've forgotten some of the best, but the one that still stands out the most to me is when Joshua and Shay are going over their exercise routine, and do their best Laurel and Hardy impression...

(Now, this is the way I *heard* it, which gets me the headdesk moment when I finally realized what was really being said.)

Joshua, bounding into the room, waving his arms: "Feet, shoulders, with a part."

Shay: (with a truly priceless expression) "Who?"

Joshua: "What?"

(It was an embarassingly long time before I realized Joshua was really saying "Feet: shoulders-width apart.")

[abachelor]

.. where he said Jasmine's power was "Death by narcolepsy"

YES! I completely forgot that one!!! I still giggle like a school girl when I think about that!!

[g33k]

Hollie: "I guess I should have slept with her. I guess that's the way we stay in this house." (Hollie talking about Rebecca)

[gracie727]

Last week, when Erin was crying and saying goodbye and Natalie said something like "Thank you for doing my hair." For some reason, that struck me as the dumbest time to say that.

[berlingot]

one of my favorites is from the beginning when john said women are like analog circuits.

[jamiroquai]

Katie: Tony is so sweet, he's like a diamond in the RUST. (similar to that particular phrase)

Hollie: I guess I should have slept with her. I guess that's the way we stay in this house.

Katie: If Will and Rebecca win another challenge, I'm going to freak out.

Jasmine: I love shaking my butt in front of people.

Jasmine: I feel like I'm living in a fantasy world too.

Hollie: I can't believe he's 23.
-Shay: I know, he's already losing his hair. (About Will)

[Harmony2000]

Not sure it's a line but I just loved it when Jasmine asked if they had hangars in Mexico. Heee!

[AshleyPSU]

Nicole telling her friends that Sam taught her the art of body shaving. Gross.