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    Kalon - Bachelorette 8



    Age: 27

    Occupation: Luxury Brand Consultant

    Hometown: Houston, TX

    Do you like being the center of attention or do you prefer being more mysterious and why?
    I like my girlfriend to be the center of attention so I'm still in the spotlight but the focus is on her and not me.

    Do you prefer team sports or solo sports and why?
    Team. I like being the best on a team and having the pressure of people relying on me.

    What is your ideal mate's personality like?
    Overwhelming as to take the pressure off of me.

    What is your motto?
    You only live once...but if you live like me, once is enough - Frank Sinatra

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    Re: Kalon - Bachelorette 8

    He is the reason they invented the term douchecanoe. What the hell is a "luxury brand consultant"? That sounds like a made up job for someone who doesn't actually work.
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    Re: Kalon - Bachelorette 8

    Quote Originally Posted by Critical View Post
    He is the reason they invented the term douchecanoe. What the hell is a "luxury brand consultant"? That sounds like a made up job for someone who doesn't actually work.
    I thought it made him sound like a used-car salesman for BMW.

    ETA: If you do a search for "Kalon Bachelorette," you'll find an article that supposed quotes his grandmother as saying he's as broke as the homeless guys she gives $5 to on the street, and was pretty much invented by the producers.
    Last edited by AZChristian; 05-15-2012 at 06:19 PM.
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    Re: Kalon - Bachelorette 8

    Quote Originally Posted by Critical View Post
    He is the reason they invented the term douchecanoe. What the hell is a "luxury brand consultant"? That sounds like a made up job for someone who doesn't actually work.
    Sounds like his occupation is plowing through a huge trust fund. Hmmm, living off someone else's money would make him an ideal match for Emily.

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    Re: Kalon - Bachelorette 8

    Yep, it sounded to me like someone blowing through a trust fund too.

    This guy is all style and no substance. Can't wait to see him gone.
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    Re: Kalon - Bachelorette 8

    Didn't they show him in the beginning intros in a store that looked expensive, buying a new suit for a date? If he had a job, I don't remember them showing any of that.

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    Re: Kalon - Bachelorette 8

    He tests name brand toilet paper for a living.
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    Re: Kalon - Bachelorette 8

    I do know that the video taken of him playing tennis was taken at the club hubby works at.

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    Re: Kalon - Bachelorette 8

    We thought "Luxury Brand Consultant" sounded like a schmancy term for "personal shopper". Either way, I think Critical is right and we should just call him DoucheCanoe.
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    Re: Kalon - Bachelorette 8

    I believe I shall call him DoucheCopter.

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