William, 30, a cellular phone salesman from Galloway, OH
Do you have any pets and if so, what kind? No. Roommate has fish.
What is your most embarrassing moment? In 7th grade a kid depantsed me in front of a girl I liked in front of her friends.
If you could be someone else for just one day, who would it be and why? Bruce Willis -- 'cause then I would be John McClane and save the world in 2 hours.
Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Doing stand-up comedy or voice over work.
Tattoo Count: 1