Here are some clever Reid Haiku(s):
1)
Selling real estate
You won't find ME in Texas
Maybe Canada?
2)
Do you do fondue?
I'm a hypochondriac.
You'll eat my veggies!
3)
"Do you think I'm cool?"
"You're so cool! And you smell good!"
Eau de gasoline!
4)
Of course I'm jealous!
You're kissing four other guys!
Sabotage those dates!
5)
Is this a man bag?
I still can't handle raw meat.
Wow! Our Spanish sucks!
I'll send more...these are fromclever ABC posters