Will Jilly tune in at 8:20am (8/11) tomorrow
To hear Tabloid Traci discuss her sorrow?
That Breakfast Television City TV-Calgary crew
Is going to talk about what's making Jill blue.
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You did a great job!!Originally Posted by Pete B;3654306;
I knew that leaving you guys for a few days would lead to no good - you have managed to get the moderators to close off most of the threads.
So where do I post now!?!
Well, my poetry is bad!
But, in the spirit of this thread!
Let me give it a try!
(Here please insert a very big sigh):
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The Next Bachelor
O who, o who will it be,
Who's the next Bachelor whom we will very soon see?
Will it be Jake, the eagle from the sky?
Who some say is perfect, and will not let anyone lie!
Will it be Dave the ManCode knight?
Who really knows how to treat a lady right!
Will it be Juan, the boy from LA?
Who is fun and polite and gay!
Will it be Kip, the surfer dude galore?
Who left so many ladies wanting him more!
Will it be Tanner P., with the fetish beat?
Who will spend the Fantasy Date time licking your feet!
Will it be Reid, the honeybear with the extra ring?
Who reminds some of Chandler Bing!
Will it be Michael with his identical twin?
Oh the drama that Fleiss could then spin!
The truth is I do not know who it will be!
But I certainly know whom I would like to see!
Mike Fleiss, step up to the plate and show us your stuff!
And see how, for a change, you like being treated like fluff!
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Britlit - I'm going to borrow you 10 idea... hope you don't mind
Some are pretty lame but I'm sure a few of you could think of a few more
TOP TEN REASONS THAT JILLIAN CHOSE ED
10. She wanted to get the group insurance rates.
9. She secretly always wanted to belong to a harem.
8. More clothes and shoes to share.
7. She missed living with lots of girls like when on the Bach.
6. She's thinking of moving to Utah some day and wants to practice.
5. Chris Harrison challenged her to find the sleeziest guy and get him to propose.
4. She's always had a thing for flabby belly's wearing mankini's.
3. Greg Brady was her childhood crush.
2. She always listens to her daddy.
1. She wants to marry a movie star and thinks Ed has a good chance of getting the part of Moe in the Three Stooges movie remake!!
Looks like US Magazine has another chapter coming in this weeks issue about the Ed love triangle. I was just watching ET and they showed the cover. They were reporting on another story that was also on the front page and I just happened to glance over to see the headline “How he Tricked Her” over a picture of Ed & Jillian.
I actually saw it on daily 10 on E but wasn't sure where to post the information. Didn't want to offend the Mods. But it looks like there's definitely more detail with more text to collaborate what has been reported. From what I saw, it's not looking good.
Same here, this was the only logical place I found to post it. I have checked US Magazine and they have not put this on their website yet, but I think they update it on Wednesday which is tomorrow. Should we open a new thread to discuss this? Or should we ask the Mods to re-open the media thread from last week?
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BritLit: You RULE! This is the BEST snark on ANY contestant on the BACH-'Ette ever! Love number 2 especially. Of course Number One nails the situation. How CAN this guy keep all the women straight?
