Fun With the Bachelorette - Jillian

[lucky181]

Will Jilly tune in at 8:20am (8/11) tomorrow
To hear Tabloid Traci discuss her sorrow?
That Breakfast Television City TV-Calgary crew
Is going to talk about what's making Jill blue.

[Nova14]

I knew that leaving you guys for a few days would lead to no good - you have managed to get the moderators to close off most of the threads.

So where do I post now!?!

Well, my poetry is bad!
But, in the spirit of this thread!
Let me give it a try!
(Here please insert a very big sigh):


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The Next Bachelor

O who, o who will it be,
Who's the next Bachelor whom we will very soon see?

Will it be Jake, the eagle from the sky?
Who some say is perfect, and will not let anyone lie!

Will it be Dave the ManCode knight?
Who really knows how to treat a lady right!

Will it be Juan, the boy from LA?
Who is fun and polite and gay!

Will it be Kip, the surfer dude galore?
Who left so many ladies wanting him more!

Will it be Tanner P., with the fetish beat?
Who will spend the Fantasy Date time licking your feet!

Will it be Reid, the honeybear with the extra ring?
Who reminds some of Chandler Bing!

Will it be Michael with his identical twin?
Oh the drama that Fleiss could then spin!

The truth is I do not know who it will be!
But I certainly know whom I would like to see!
Mike Fleiss, step up to the plate and show us your stuff!
And see how, for a change, you like being treated like fluff!
.

You did a great job!!

[chopstickchick]

Will Jilly tune in at 8:20am (8/11) tomorrow
To hear Tabloid Traci discuss her sorrow?
That Breakfast Television City TV-Calgary crew
Is going to talk about what's making Jill blue.

really? can someone watch and report back?

[girlsmom]

The Top Ten Messages Ed's Left on Jillian's Answering Machine

10. Sure we can go to a karaoke bar this weekend. Just not the Blue Frog. It’ so last week.

9. Yo, sweet thing, the guy from the locksmith’s coming today to change the locks. Been meaning to do that for a while; they give out keys to these apartments like candy.

8. Honey, my mom called. She thinks she left a pair of earrings on my nightstand.

7. It’s me. Look, don’t be mad. That diamond ring you found in the drawer? I know it Looks like an engagement ring, but it’s an anniversary ring. For you.

6. Hi, sweetie. Just wanted to give you my new cell phone number. It's the darnedest thing; I can't find the old one anywhere.

5. Lo, honeybun. I forgot to mention: the computer isn't working. I had to bring in the hard drive to reformat it. Have it back home tonight.

4. Hey, babes, got some really bad news; I won’t be able to go with you to Cousin Tori's wedding; gotta go to Chihuahua on business.

3. Hello. Got your message. I’d love to do it, but I’m so busy with work I can’t make that interview with US Magazine. You’ll be great without me.

2. Edster here. About that couples’ counseling tonight. Okay if I bring a friend or two?

And the number one message Ed left on Jillian’s answering machine?

1. This is Ed. Umm who am I calling?
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BritLit: You RULE! This is the BEST snark on ANY contestant on the BACH-'Ette ever! Love number 2 especially. Of course Number One nails the situation. How CAN this guy keep all the women straight?

[Mike'sgirl]

Great fun - thanks to all of you for bringing me the laughs I needed today!

[northernviewer]

Britlit - I'm going to borrow you 10 idea... hope you don't mind
Some are pretty lame but I'm sure a few of you could think of a few more


TOP TEN REASONS THAT JILLIAN CHOSE ED

10. She wanted to get the group insurance rates.

9. She secretly always wanted to belong to a harem.

8. More clothes and shoes to share.

7. She missed living with lots of girls like when on the Bach.

6. She's thinking of moving to Utah some day and wants to practice.

5. Chris Harrison challenged her to find the sleeziest guy and get him to propose.

4. She's always had a thing for flabby belly's wearing mankini's.

3. Greg Brady was her childhood crush.

2. She always listens to her daddy.

1. She wants to marry a movie star and thinks Ed has a good chance of getting the part of Moe in the Three Stooges movie remake!!

[Nibbles22]

NV ~ I love your top 10!! These top 10's beat Letterman's any day!!
Pete ~ Loved your poem... especially the part about Tanner P!!

[GeorgiaReidFan]

Looks like US Magazine has another chapter coming in this weeks issue about the Ed love triangle. I was just watching ET and they showed the cover. They were reporting on another story that was also on the front page and I just happened to glance over to see the headline “How he Tricked Her” over a picture of Ed & Jillian.

[atlMD]

Looks like US Magazine has another chapter coming in this weeks issue about the Ed love triangle. I was just watching ET and they showed the cover. They were reporting on another story that was also on the front page and I just happened to glance over to see the headline “How he Tricked Her” over a picture of Ed & Jillian.

I actually saw it on daily 10 on E but wasn't sure where to post the information. Didn't want to offend the Mods. But it looks like there's definitely more detail with more text to collaborate what has been reported. From what I saw, it's not looking good.

[GeorgiaReidFan]

I actually saw it on daily 10 on E but wasn't sure where to post the information. Didn't want to offend the Mods. But it looks like there's definitely more detail with more text to collaborate what has been reported. From what I saw, it's not looking good.

Same here, this was the only logical place I found to post it. I have checked US Magazine and they have not put this on their website yet, but I think they update it on Wednesday which is tomorrow. Should we open a new thread to discuss this? Or should we ask the Mods to re-open the media thread from last week?