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    Re: Fun With the Bachelorette - Jillian

    The Top Ten Messages Ed's Left on Jillian's Answering Machine

    10. Sure we can go to a karaoke bar this weekend. Just not the Blue Frog. It’ so last week.

    9. Yo, sweet thing, the guy from the locksmith’s coming today to change the locks. Been meaning to do that for a while; they give out keys to these apartments like candy.

    8. Honey, my mom called. She thinks she left a pair of earrings on my nightstand.

    7. It’s me. Look, don’t be mad. That diamond ring you found in the drawer? I know it Looks like an engagement ring, but it’s an anniversary ring. For you.

    6. Hi, sweetie. Just wanted to give you my new cell phone number. It's the darnedest thing; I can't find the old one anywhere.

    5. Lo, honeybun. I forgot to mention: the computer isn't working. I had to bring in the hard drive to reformat it. Have it back home tonight.

    4. Hey, babes, got some really bad news; I won’t be able to go with you to Cousin Tori's wedding; gotta go to Chihuahua on business.

    3. Hello. Got your message. I’d love to do it, but I’m so busy with work I can’t make that interview with US Magazine. You’ll be great without me.

    2. Edster here. About that couples’ counseling tonight. Okay if I bring a friend or two?

    And the number one message Ed left on Jillian’s answering machine?

    1. This is Ed. Umm who am I calling?
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    Re: Fun With the Bachelorette - Jillian

    Very cute, Britt! Here's my try at humor in this sad situation:

    Our Jilly Bean picked the CADbury bunny. . .
    ***"It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages" - Nietzsche *** "A woman who strives to be equal to a man is lacking in ambition"***

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    Re: Fun With the Bachelorette - Jillian

    I originally put this in another thread due to the conversation going on but thougth I should post it here too.
    Britlit loved your top ten LOL
    Smilingmomof3 - that was cute about the CAD

    There once was a host named Chris Harrison
    His defense of Ed was really embarrassin'
    He blamed the gf's for taking cash
    Pretty much called them trash
    Must've forgot it's a cheque from Fleiss he's been cashin'
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    Re: Fun With the Bachelorette - Jillian

    Here is my contribution:

    On a show called "The Bachelorette"
    The whole plot was scripted, "pre-set".
    While Reid stole our hearts,
    Ed simply played all the parts,
    Don't you know Jillian has some regret?

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    Re: Fun With the Bachelorette - Jillian

    Brit, my personal favorite is
    5. Lo, honeybun. I forgot to mention: the computer isn't working. I had to bring in the hard drive to reformat it. Have it back home tonight.



    northern,
    Must've forgot it's a cheque from Fleiss he's been cashin'
    Terrific!

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    Quote Originally Posted by northernviewer;3651775;
    There once was a bachelor name Ed
    He lured many young women to his bed
    but they found out he was lying
    and his lines they were not buying
    so to the sharks, the cheater was fed
    Bah ha ha! I LOVE it. I have a weakness for limericks. You nailed this one, northernviewer!
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    Re: Fun With the Bachelorette - Jillian

    Quote Originally Posted by BritLit;3652930;
    The Top Ten Messages Ed's Left on Jillian's Answering Machine

    10. Sure we can go to a karaoke bar this weekend. Just not the Blue Frog. Ití so last week.

    9. Yo, sweet thing, the guy from the locksmithís coming today to change the locks. Been meaning to do that for a while; they give out keys to these apartments like candy.

    8. Honey, my mom called. She thinks she left a pair of earrings on my nightstand.

    7. Itís me. Look, donít be mad. That diamond ring you found in the drawer? I know it Looks like an engagement ring, but itís an anniversary ring. For you.

    6. Hi, sweetie. Just wanted to give you my new cell phone number. It's the darnedest thing; I can't find the old one anywhere.

    5. Lo, honeybun. I forgot to mention: the computer isn't working. I had to bring in the hard drive to reformat it. Have it back home tonight.

    4. Hey, babes, got some really bad news; I wonít be able to go with you to Cousin Tori's wedding; gotta go to Chihuahua on business.

    3. Hello. Got your message. Iíd love to do it, but Iím so busy with work I canít make that interview with US Magazine. Youíll be great without me.

    2. Edster here. About that couplesí counseling tonight. Okay if I bring a friend or two?

    And the number one message Ed left on Jillianís answering machine?

    1. This is Ed. Umm who am I calling?
    .
    Yippee! BritLit's still posting!!!!
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    Re: Fun With the Bachelorette - Jillian

    The Top 10? yeah, pure brilliance!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Prissypants;3653559;
    The Top 10? yeah, pure brilliance!
    I have to second that!! It was brilliant!!

    NV ~ loved the limericks too!!
    This is freaking CRAzy ~ I'm 0 for 20!

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