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    Re: Fun With the Bachelorette - Jillian

    Quote Originally Posted by duckfarts;3558252;
    It started right off with the title. By the time I got to Ed Grimley, the mascara was running. Then Wes and his spikes finished it. Thank you. I love all of these recaps. It's more than worth re-applying the make-up.
    You guys keep busting me on my inspirations!
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    Re: Fun With the Bachelorette - Jillian

    There once was a bachelor name Ed
    He lured many young women to his bed
    but they found out he was lying
    and his lines they were not buying
    so to the sharks, the cheater was fed
    I hate to brag but I tried on some earrings that I wore in highschool... and they still fit
    Proud member of the Rose Coloured Glasses Club

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    Re: Fun With the Bachelorette - Jillian

    Quote Originally Posted by northernviewer;3651775;
    There once was a bachelor name Ed
    He lured many young women to his bed
    but they found out he was lying
    and his lines they were not buying
    so to the sharks, the cheater was fed
    OMG. My father in law is the master of limericks! I will have to pass this one along. He can change the name to suit any number of his friends

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    Re: Fun With the Bachelorette - Jillian

    There once was a bach'ette named Jillian
    she was truly one in a million
    alas, she chose a cheater named Ed
    who really messed with her head
    will she dump him or move and become a Chicagian?
    I hate to brag but I tried on some earrings that I wore in highschool... and they still fit
    Proud member of the Rose Coloured Glasses Club

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    Re: Fun With the Bachelorette - Jillian

    Roses are red
    Candy is sweet
    Why did our Jilly
    Choose a man who would cheat?
    I hate to brag but I tried on some earrings that I wore in highschool... and they still fit
    Proud member of the Rose Coloured Glasses Club

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    Re: Fun With the Bachelorette - Jillian

    OMG I'msotired I have not laughed that hard in a long time I was close to a hernia, wicked stuff.

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    Re: Fun With the Bachelorette - Jillian

    Quote Originally Posted by northernviewer;3651845 View Post
    Roses are red
    Candy is sweet
    Why did our Jilly
    Choose a man who would cheat?
    Love what you have written, I wish it was not true.......

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    Re: Fun With the Bachelorette - Jillian

    Quote Originally Posted by I am hooked;3652011;
    Love what you have written, I wish it was not true.......
    me either ...

    Red is the rose
    green is the grass
    I wish that Jillian
    would dump his sorry @ss
    I hate to brag but I tried on some earrings that I wore in highschool... and they still fit
    Proud member of the Rose Coloured Glasses Club

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    Re: Fun With the Bachelorette - Jillian

    Quote Originally Posted by northernviewer;3652108;
    me either ...

    Red is the rose
    green is the grass
    I wish that Jillian
    would dump his sorry @ss
    Now this is the cutest I have seen! Good job northernviewer!

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    Re: Fun With the Bachelorette - Jillian

    Quote Originally Posted by Nanamary;3652241;
    Now this is the cutest I have seen! Good job northernviewer!
    thanks, with the Ed thread closed I have to get my thoughts across in a creative way


    There once was a producer named Fleiss
    It's not wise to be taking his advice
    He'd sell out his brother
    Sister, father or mother
    He'd do anything to make his ratings rise
    I hate to brag but I tried on some earrings that I wore in highschool... and they still fit
    Proud member of the Rose Coloured Glasses Club

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